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Unread 11-12-2018, 10:39 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Influencer
Absolute fucking cunts.
 
Unread 11-12-2018, 10:47 AM
Harri Jaffa
 
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Buddist
 
Unread 11-12-2018, 10:53 AM
Zorg
 
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Fluffer.
 
Unread 11-12-2018, 10:57 AM
doudou
 
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Originally Posted by Zorg
Fluffer.
No way, manual wanking and fellatio will be in the first wave of jobs eliminated
 
Unread 11-12-2018, 10:58 AM
Albert Tatlock
 
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government appointed hangman

we'll need them in a few years
 
Unread 11-12-2018, 11:02 AM
Harri Jaffa
 
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Oooh I got one!





















Wait for it

















This is gonna be good





















BREXIT SECRETARY :jazzhands:

Sorry
 
Unread 11-12-2018, 11:02 AM
doudou
 
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government appointed hangman

we'll need them in a few years
Lethal injections will definitely be mechanised. On an extremely large scale
 
Unread 11-12-2018, 11:15 AM
Fat Al
 
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Hairdresser.

Not cost effective enough to mechanise & hair will always need cutting.

Also, canít be outsourced to a foreign country.
 
Unread 11-12-2018, 11:16 AM
Albert Tatlock
 
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Originally Posted by doudou
Lethal injections will definitely be mechanised. On an extremely large scale
Thinking more of the rope and the long drop...

"Come with me now lad, it'll be alright..."


Last edited by Albert Tatlock; 11-12-2018 at 11:20 AM.
 
Unread 11-12-2018, 11:20 AM
red red robbo
 
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Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic
<stallone> "ain't no fucking metal mickey puddin me in the ground' </stallone>. seriously dude, we're a loooong way off robot burials.

here's one for you then johnny cab - data analyst. boom!
One of the first to go. Have you not heard of Big Data? Computers are way better at analysing large data sets and extracting meaning from them than people.

How about air conditioning engineers. All those computers need to be kept
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