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Unread 23-11-2018, 09:35 PM
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People diss my inventions pal, they diss me. Sapeís knows that, he knows heís fucking fire. Literally shagging a large fire.
Channelling the inner musk.

You've got to back your corner but not sure the investors are gonna be happy with a lump hammer hoolie windmilling aots at the first below average feedback

Can't you redesign your road for remote controlled jelly mode sticking the car fast in a gunky slime grave ? Yours, the blue sky pod dept
 
Unread 23-11-2018, 09:51 PM
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Not a bad shout tbf. Iíve another one, how about I take a short handled lump hammer and hit your face so hard that your cheek bone immediately compresses and shatters leaving you wearing one of those phantom of the opera type masks for the rest of your life? Perhaps Andrew Lloyd Webber will go onto write a muscical about your life changing disfiguration for which youíll receive no royalties because heís a greedy Tory cunt.
Surely you'd have to invent the hammer first?
 
Unread 23-11-2018, 10:01 PM
My Name is Keith
 
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Surely you'd have to invent the hammer first?
I would use a large stone. Now try and make me invent that!

 
Unread 23-11-2018, 11:28 PM
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