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Unread 01-01-2019, 09:47 AM
Cream
 
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Originally Posted by armchair
beta move. the dirty slag was probably frothing at the bit thinking you were part of this alpha community


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Unread 01-01-2019, 12:33 PM
Stone Monkey
 
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Sounds to me like she had a twitch in her vag for you mate. Should have hung in there, give her one of them smouldering George Clooney like sideways glances. Bet shes a right twisted dirty bitch, into pegging and all sorts. This will have to go down as the first Fred fuck up of 2019.
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