The Daily MUFC WUM Thread

Seems the club is coming out with amazing crap on a daily basis. Today's instalment.........gender neutral toilets.

https://www.theguardian.com/football...t-old-trafford

Can't remember the last time I was at old Trafford and I didn't hear someone say "wish there were gender neutral toilets".

Originally Posted by messhead

Can't remember the last time I was at old Trafford and I didn't hear someone say "wish there were gender neutral toilets".

£#%&!ing have some of that Levy, you @#%&!

Hethro really flexing his masculinity. Badly needs to be in a toilet with ONLY men.

Originally Posted by saffers

Hethro really flexing his masculinity. Badly needs to be in a toilet with ONLY men.

Yep. I am sure my wife would love to go use a toilet covered in hundreds of blokes piss.

Originally Posted by Jethro

Yep. I am sure my wife would love to go use a toilet covered in hundreds of blokes piss.

Have some faith in humanity pal. Not all blokes piss like street scum....

Originally Posted by Jethro

Yep. I am sure my wife would love to go use a toilet covered in hundreds of blokes piss.

you can spot someone who doesnt go to football matches a mile off. Cubicles are exclusively used for smoking in and / or doing keys

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

you can spot someone who doesnt go to football matches a mile off. Cubicles are exclusively used for smoking in and / or doing keys

Wrong use of exclusive there pal.

This is Hethro at OT's toilets

i remember gender neutral toilets in a raving nightclub i used to go to years ago.. was great.. we were all off our faces and i got a few snogs

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

you can spot someone who doesnt go to football matches a mile off. Cubicles are exclusively used for smoking in and / or doing keys

And explosive shits. Nothing worse.

Originally Posted by silv

i remember gender neutral toilets in a raving nightclub i used to go to years ago.. was great.. we were all off our faces and i got a few snogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tWuPpuBSuA

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tWuPpuBSuA

are you hairy, Mary?

Originally Posted by Jethro

And explosive shits. Nothing worse.

I recall Sam the Sanitary Man having an unfortunate incident in the OT bogs

When I say unfortunate I mean for anyone who went in there after him

Originally Posted by saffers

Wrong use of exclusive there pal.

This is Hethro at OT's toilets

Homophobe

Surely being "linked" with Cahill (again) qualifies for this thread?

Hope so, anyway.

What about passing in the sink then?

Originally Posted by Jethro

Yep. I am sure my wife would love to be covered in hundreds of blokes piss.

Is this really addressing the issue or just papering over the cracks?

Originally Posted by otbarney

What about passing in the sink then?

No problem with that