*The 2016 Match Thread* Shrewsbury Town v Van Gaal's useless bottle jobs 22/02/2016

Nice goal

Great pass herrera

Shades of Schmeichel

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I'm pretty sure at least half those Shrewsbury fans have never been in that ground before w

I am sure you are 100% correct.

After giving a rendition of 'We support our local team, the half wits are now chanting England England England.

Hope we put six past the small time inbred £#%&!ers.

Big Jesse and his shite celebration

Originally Posted by Sparky***

The one that contributes nothing.

Can't believe we let Nani go and we're playing him.

Oh wait, he's on about 80k a week less than Nani, of course

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Exploited the uncertainty around the offside law I meant. Intent from Utd to obfuscate and distract, it should mean they have to get back onside before the ball is struck.

Is there anything in the laws that deals with that type of tactic?

According to Glen Hoddle, if you're running away from the direction the ball is travelling - you're not interfering with play.

So they cannot be offside.

Bear in mind I'm taking a freak's word as gospel.

Some home fans £#%&!ed off at HT

Same "we support our local team"@#%&!s that will be nowhere near the place untill the next big cup draw

5th of the season for Jessie, he might not be entirely convincing on the wing but he is a goal threat.

G2c Memphis is absolute turd even against league one opposition.

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

G2c Memphis is absolute turd even against league one opposition.

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

G2c Memphis is absolute turd even against league one opposition.

He must be doing it to take the piss at this point.

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

G2c Memphis is absolute turd even against league one opposition.

Atleast he's consistent.

all along - in this formation we need 3 zesty players and 2 passers.

A good template this.

I wouldn't pay shrewsbury's players in buttons.

Originally Posted by Cream

I wouldn't pay shrewsbury's players in buttons.

how about the 15 nicker you robbed off some poor old dear?

I was going to say the academy team could put up a better fight than Shrewsbury; then I remembered we ain't got one.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

all along - in this formation we need 3 zesty players and 2 passers.

A good template this.

And £#%&!ing abysmal opponents

Originally Posted by utd99

I was going to say the academy team could put up a better fight than Shrewsbury; then I remembered we ain't got one.

We have. They've won a couple and drew with the league leaders the bounce.