ode to irish john o shea

welcome back big john.
a reminder to those
who in your absence
had remembered you fondly

nice to see that nothing has changed
and you still play as if your boots
are tied on the wrong feet
and you've never seen a football before

The shit he was doing today cannot even be ignored as he's abit rusty, it's basic stuff like a 10 yard pass. He looks like the unconfident bully victim kid who gets picked last in P.E

He hasnt a 'football' brain, he's 6ft 4 yet tackles and jumps like a fairy, he has no football ability.

He's two footed though which is a bonus tbf




Untill you realise that means he's equally shit with both feet.

viva john o'shea
viva john o'shea
blue square premier class
£#%&!s men up the ass
viva john o'shea

Originally Posted by Svens robotic nob

He's absolutely £#%&!ing shit.

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I think you just have something against the irish

We had nothing down the left yesterday against a team who were playing for a 0-0 from the start. Why Fergie chose to give Paddy a rest now of all times I don't know.

He's better than Wes.

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evra's probably £#%&!ed in all honesty

it was o'shea's first start in ages FFS lay off the lad

Originally Posted by elephantstone

it was o'shea's first start in ages FFS lay off the lad

comes in for way to much criticism

Evra has been £#%&!ed for a good month or so. His performances have been well below his best lately. He can be forgiven though because he's been fantastic most of the season and he's played far too many games.

In all competitions, he's played more than any other player in the league this season.

He gives the ball away astonishingly often. Simple, easy short passes too.

It's for this reason above all others that he looks so shit.

Says a lot about our squad though that we were looking forward to his return.

I thought that the other Da Silva, the one who's agent wants him to go on loan to Sporting due to lack of chances, played on the left ?

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

I thought that the other Da Silva, the one who's agent wants him to go on loan to Sporting due to lack of chances, played on the left ?

He does but he's constantly injured.

Evra's body language when fergie signalled for him to warm up: please god, no. I'm £#%&!ed.

but rather a half dead paddy o'evra that a fully dead john o'shea. hasn' t played in ages? looked like he'd never played before.

Don't think he's that bad. Decent defender but his passing is and always has been dreadful. That's why he regularly goes for that long ball option back to the
opposition's goal keeper.

But he was not to blame yesterday. It's the midfield's job to control the passing.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Don't think he's that bad. Decent defender but his passing is and always has been dreadful. That's why he regularly goes for that long ball option back to the
opposition's goal keeper.

But he was not to blame yesterday. It's the midfield's job to control the passing.

not blaming him for yesterday. o'shea is so bad he has gone beyond scapegoat. some of his football is verging on parody. when he struggles to get a ball under control at his feet, I imagine him in a monty python sketch.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Don't think he's that bad. Decent defender but his passing is and always has been dreadful. That's why he regularly goes for that long ball option back to the
opposition's goal keeper.

But he was not to blame yesterday. It's the midfield's job to control the passing.

Our passing from the back was awful yesterday, O'Shea was crap instead of Evra's short, quick passes down the line and inside, Vidic's passing is always crap, he either gives it to Rio or goes long and Nevilles crossing was abysmal yesterday.