Manchester United v Bournemouth - EPL 3pm 09/12/23 - Official Match Thread

Diego Birtles bags a pair as Scotty Mac continues The Streak with a double tap to the proverbial forehead of Bournemouth to seal a 4-0 humiliation of the south coast mewling @#%&!s.

I reckon that’s the Daily Mail headline later

Looking forward to today. Absolute must win from a re-build point of view.

Shame it’s against such a heinously boring non entity of a club. Just utter beige.

Woodchip wallpaper fc.all the south coast teams are the same but Bournemouth the worst of the lot from a dull as £#%&! pov.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Looking forward to today. Absolute must win from a re-build point of view.

Shame it’s against such a heinously boring non entity of a club. Just utter beige.

Woodchip wallpaper fc.all the south coast teams are the same but Bournemouth the worst of the lot from a dull as £#%&! pov.

If forumistas were football clubs....... Bournemouth=

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Looking forward to today. Absolute must win from a re-build point of view.

Shame it’s against such a heinously boring non entity of a club. Just utter beige.

Woodchip wallpaper fc.all the south coast teams are the same but Bournemouth the worst of the lot from a dull as £#%&! pov.

Same. First time in a while. Especially when I realised we are at home.

Worked with a lad in the early 2000s from Bournemouth. He used to call United fans glory hunters. He supported Southampton. Asked why he didn't support his local team. "because they're shit"

Originally Posted by shenwen

Same. First time in a while. Especially when I realised we are at home.

Worked with a lad in the early 2000s from Bournemouth. He used to call United fans glory hunters. He supported Southampton. Asked why he didn't support his local team. "because they're shit"

Pretty much the same most United fans said for 20 years tbf.

Got a feeling we might see a bit more end product from Antony today. Sure, we’ll get all the stuff we’re used to - that puppy dog forlorn look between him and another United player when he’s misplaced a simple pass or him denoting how close his miss was by putting his hands close together - but I suspect there (finally) could be more.

Could this be the day he gets away from his no goals no assists stat?

he's coming back to his best nqat
almost like the stress of evil women trying to get him cancelled / charged with a crime affected his fitness, form and focus

4-0
rasmus and anthony to each bag a brace
cardigan on

Originally Posted by hopkins

4-0
rasmus and anthony to each bag a brace
cardigan on

that would be perfect result/outcome

https://x.com/manutd/status/1733486705301172467?s=61&t=fcI9JAoi0J2W1g3G7ORKwg

Bruno
Armbar
Scotty M

Not happy if I’m honest

Would rather Martial was trapped in a wardrobe like in a 70s sitcom and Scotty M were pushed forward and we had a Lindelof/Sabitzer Euro-Grifter in there

beek or son of Erik would even do

Martial

Martial

Great. Back to playing with 10 players.

All aboard the Tony train

Choo choo

Originally Posted by NedKelly

All aboard the Tony train

Choo choo

Think we will be on the wrong track by 1600

How in the name of satans portion does the gloves get a start?

Tin hat on, Rasmus was poor in midweek, people can blame the service all they like, but we were creating chances for fun and he didn’t get a shot on goal ffs. Also looked a bit tired 2nd half

I’ve no doubt he’s going to be a great player, but I can see why he isn’t starting every game, sensible management.

Martial to bag today.

rasmus can't play every game and kane isn't available

Bad decision by ETH
Needed to stick with the same energetic forward line as Wednesday night but instead he’s gone back to the gloves

Hopefully it doesn’t affect our front foot pressing approach

Originally Posted by Ethers

Tin hat on, Rasmus was poor in midweek, people can blame the service all they like, but we were creating chances for fun and he didn’t get a shot on goal ffs. Also looked a bit tired 2nd half

I’ve no doubt he’s going to be a great player, but I can see why he isn’t starting every game, sensible management.

Martial to bag today.

Very true. The problem is that Martial is the alternative.