Chelsea Executive Box

Dropped a major rick Sunday. Got lured into a box at "The Bridge" to swill at the old corporate trough and gave my ticket to "our kid". What utter garbage.

Low down diagonally opposite the United end. Acoustics so you can't hear the away end but can see them enjoying their day out. Outside seats but directly behind the #@&%!-er-nee scum who entertained us with witty tunes such as

"Neville you're a @#%&!"
"Riley you're a @#%&!"
"(Insert name as applicable) you're a @#%&!"

They £#%&!ing despise Mikel and Malouda.

Shit food and a box full of £#%&!ers including four clueless Yanks and two Spurs fans who wanted Chelsea to win because United are "arrogant" (i.e we got Berbatov). No mention of why they weren't at their home game to Wigan.

All in all - shite. And the white wine was from Chile FFS. Outrageous.

Post messages of sympathy here - I've no-one else to turn to.

Mr Rouge

Why do they despise Obi Wan Kenobi and Malouda? I would have thought Mikel was quite popular there.

Does sound grim - I bet you'd have loved to have been at the Utd end when Jason P scored.

Anyway - genuine question. Chilean white wine. Not up to much? Compared to the Tunisian vinegar I have to smuggle in down my underpants - I bet it tastes great.

charles, i can see myself posting threads like this in 15 years ish

I turned down a free ticket in the Chelsea end for these very reasons.

The place is full of #@&%! suckers tbh.

I think a lot of the chilean sauvignon blancs are very palatable.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Mr Rouge

Why do they despise Obi Wan Kenobi and Malouda? I would have thought Mikel was quite popular there.

Does sound grim - I bet you'd have loved to have been at the Utd end when Jason P scored.

Anyway - genuine question. Chilean white wine. Not up to much? Compared to the Tunisian vibnegar I have to smuggle in down my underpants - I bet it tastes great.

They think Malouda has always been shite and seem to think Mikel was the next Zidane. He has no creativity at all and is just a stopper.

The wine was shit and it was Budweiser as the ale option. I've tried Moroccan wine - enough said.

Originally Posted by marlo stansfield

charles, i can see myself posting threads like this in 15 years ish

Long term "thread plans" eh ?


The most depressing idea of all time.

Originally Posted by marlo stansfield

charles, i can see myself posting threads like this in 15 years ish

So can I. The difference is, Charles really went.

charles you're turning into a poofter...

get it sorted.

ASAP.

Por favour.

Originally Posted by Spiffy

So can I. The difference is, Charles really went.

what are you trying to say?

ive already tasted the finer things when it comes to arsenal.

Originally Posted by Don Stuarte

Long term "thread plans" eh ?


The most depressing idea of all time.

confirmed

Originally Posted by marlo stansfield

what are you trying to say?

ive already tasted the finer things when it comes to arse.

Originally Posted by Spiffy

There's an interesting story in Lawro's Autobiography where tells about the time he caught a plane and was sat next to a syocphant who kept trying it on with him. He said he had nothing against gays but he didn't want to hurt his feelings so pretended to be asleep for the journey. "Even then I could feel him looking at me, I didn't even open my eyes for the landing, it was so obvious I was putting it on".

yay! ts is finally famous...

Originally Posted by Spiffy

There's an interesting story in Lawro's Autobiography where tells about the time he caught a plane and was sat next to a syocphant who kept trying it on with him. He said he had nothing against gays but he didn't want to hurt his feelings so pretended to be asleep for the journey. "Even then I could feel him looking at me, I didn't even open my eyes for the landing, it was so obvious I was putting it on".

MOTWYW.

Except his #@&%! on occasion surely?

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Except his #@&%! on occasion surely?

I've met Keith, he's a raw, untamed male specimen - if Lawro's not come onto him it proves the former Liverpool stopper is as hetro as they come.

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

I've met Keith, he's a raw, untamed male specimen - if Lawro's not come onto him it proves the former Liverpool stopper is as hetro as they come.

im gonna meet you one day charles.

Originally Posted by marlo stansfield

im gonna meet you one day charles.

i thought you were meant to be cool? you're like a groupie with the rouge.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

i thought you were meant to be cool? you're like a groupie with the rouge.

i feel in love with charles on ri after a horsetip.

we have had our ups and downs but him and armchair are like my mentors on here.

Originally Posted by marlo stansfield

i feel in love with charles on ri after a horsetip.

we have had our ups and downs but him and armchair are like my mentors on here.

it's like an updated, online version of great expectations.

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Dropped a major rick Sunday. Got lured into a box at "The Bridge" to swill at the old corporate trough and gave my ticket to "our kid". What utter garbage.

Low down diagonally opposite the United end. Acoustics so you can't hear the away end but can see them enjoying their day out. Outside seats but directly behind the #@&%!-er-nee scum who entertained us with witty tunes such as

"Neville you're a @#%&!"
"Riley you're a @#%&!"
"(Insert name as applicable) you're a @#%&!"

They £#%&!ing despise Mikel and Malouda.

Shit food and a box full of £#%&!ers including four clueless Yanks and two Spurs fans who wanted Chelsea to win because United are "arrogant" (i.e we got Berbatov). No mention of why they weren't at their home game to Wigan.

All in all - shite. And the white wine was from Chile FFS. Outrageous.

Post messages of sympathy here - I've no-one else to turn to.

if they wanted chelsea to win then they are NO WAY spurs fans. Try going down WHL and saying they hope chelsea win - they'll get their heads stoved in.