Tonights football 17.04

https://youtu.be/K2v331mmvQQ?si=FDCj8mrT79KcYQWF

£#%&! you, City
It’s time to get out of Europe, City
What were you even doing there in the first place, City
No one thinks you’re a proper club, City
Are you happy now, City
£#%&! you, City

- Jeremy Usborne

Was driving for most of last night so radio comms but atmosphere sounded like a midweek pl game against a mid table club. Our big 90s games (juve, dortmund, Porto) were some forking buzz

Just seen Bernardo Silva's penalty.

Originally Posted by Big Norm

Just seen Bernardo Silva's penalty.

It’s insane. One of the worst I’ve ever seen. It’s like a coach doing some pre-match warm up routines for the goalkeeper. Just knocking a few balls into his hands. And one of the first warm-ups you would do - really easy catches before pinging a few stingers in.

Just watched a vid shot within the city crowd for the pens. Wtaf. The most sterile inanimate passive bunch of divs ever recorded. ‘Oh no, they’ve knocked us out’ kind of comments.

Absolute spannohs

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

It’s insane. One of the worst I’ve ever seen. It’s like a coach doing some pre-match warm up routines for the goalkeeper. Just knocking a few balls into his hands. And one of the first warm-ups you would do - really easy catches before pinging a few stingers in.

Just watched a vid shot within the city crowd for the pens. Wtaf. The most sterile inanimate passive bunch of divs ever recorded. ‘Oh no, they’ve knocked us out’ kind of comments.

Absolute spannohs

Silva is a very good player, but he strikes me as the kind of footballer who thinks it’s beneath him to just @#%&! a penalty into the corner. No, it has to be a work of art, crafted by his left foot which to him is picassos paintbrush or Hendrix’s plectrum….above mere mortals who just leather the ball and hope for the best

The picture he had in is head was of a goalkeeper lying helplessly on the deck whilst the ball gently floated into the empty net

Sometimes an artistes failed attempts are worth looking at

Originally Posted by Big Norm

Just seen Bernardo Silva's penalty.

In true city style, one of their fans kept hold of the ball just before. Probably put him off

Enjyoing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZOzNDHUVk0

Originally Posted by Zorg

In true city style, one of their fans kept hold of the ball just before. Probably put him off

Brilliant.

What a beautiful morning

State of this clueless @#%&!.

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1780740322386939980?t=RJAIb8nFQkbdt3jm6sH1EA&s=19

https://x.com/paddypower/status/1780861410135716341?s=46&t=GmThxTwvA3dB-7-ot5Dfuw

Originally Posted by Big Norm

State of this clueless @#%&!.

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/st...3jm6sH1EA&s=19

With that level of sagery, he has to be a regular poster on here.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

It’s insane. One of the worst I’ve ever seen. It’s like a coach doing some pre-match warm up routines for the goalkeeper. Just knocking a few balls into his hands. And one of the first warm-ups you would do - really easy catches before pinging a few stingers in.

Just watched a vid shot within the city crowd for the pens. Wtaf. The most sterile inanimate passive bunch of divs ever recorded. ‘Oh no, they’ve knocked us out’ kind of comments.

Absolute spannohs

I've seen a couple of vids this morning of Twitter Influencers celebrating Madrid's win in the home end unchallenged by the divs. What an absolute embarrassment they are to Manchester

Although the result will get overturned when UEFA realise how many shots city had on Madrid's goal #thatstherealquiz

Originally Posted by NedKelly

£#%&! you, City
It’s time to get out of Europe, City
What were you even doing there in the first place, City
No one thinks you’re a proper club, City
Are you happy now, City
£#%&! you, City

- Jeremy Usborne

Originally Posted by Big Norm

State of this clueless @#%&!.

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/st...3jm6sH1EA&s=19

Imagine being stuck on a long car journey with that irritating @#%&!?

Just have a £#%&!ing day off you tedious lump.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

£#%&! you, City
It’s time to get out of Europe, City
What were you even doing there in the first place, City
No one thinks you’re a proper club, City
Are you happy now, City
£#%&! you, City

- Jeremy Usborne

I like how the last line is the same as the first line

Originally Posted by Dacter

Imagine being stuck on a long car journey with that irritating @#%&!?

Just have a £#%&!ing day off you tedious lump.

I’m embarrassed to be from the same part of the world as him.