Jadon Sancho

Looks a tubby little bastard

Originally Posted by Vedder

Looks a tubby little bastard

This is definitely a cause for concern, just signed for United and he turns up looking like that.

Is this some sort of coordinated wum?

Dodged a bullet last summer.

Taken in full in the face this summer and our brains are all over the wall with this one.

Originally Posted by Sapien

Is this some sort of coordinated wum?

Koppas isn’t really sure

didn't realise he's only 5'2"

Originally Posted by believe

Koppas isn’t really sure

No change there then

Originally Posted by believe

Koppas isn’t really sure

I'm sure with my views.

Said since day dot this was an underwhelming signing. Bought to fix our issue on the right hand side and Ole plays him on the left. Obviously seen enough of him to know he isn't the answer.

Time will tell.

Donny MK II

Originally Posted by armchair

didn't realise he's only 5'2"

Originally Posted by Sapien

Is this some sort of coordinated wum?

I would certainly like to think so

He’ll take some time to settle but by the new year he’ll start to bang and will be an absolute beast for the title run in.

Dan James will have a better season for Leeds

Originally Posted by Sapien

Is this some sort of coordinated wum?

Coordinated and tedious

Originally Posted by Vedder

Dan James will have a better season for Leeds

That doesn't actually mean Sancho can't have a successful one.

Originally Posted by Vedder

Dan James will have a better season for Leeds

True, I don’t think Sancho will have a good season for Leeds at all tbf.

Basically a right wing Alex Buttner

Glad it isn't just me who isn't seeing the hype.

Different player to what I thought... doesn't seem direct? Needs to show more if he wants to be a regular.

Also can't believe he is 4 ft 6 and overweight. Have we signed the wrong person?

Honestly can’t separate the satire from the true thoughts here.

Let’s give him at least few starts before deciding yeah?

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

Different player to what I thought... doesn't seem direct? Needs to show more if he wants to be a regular.

Also can't believe he is 4 ft 6 and overweight. Have we signed the wrong person?

5ft 2 in his boots pal.

I’ve never actually seen him have a good game, live. Looks a bit of a YouTube compilation player.