Phil Jones

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Amazingly well. Just come in a couple of hours a day, make sure you’re never feeling any pressure to perform and here’s millions of pounds. We’ve got the best mental health program in football.

Mental health issues the worst fella. Money makes no diff

Rather convenient to have mental health issues when I’m sure he could be criticised for lacking any form of professional ambition whilst taking the financial piss.

He’s not to blame for this - Woodward is, but £#%&! me, what a uninspiring character to have around the club. a player who has no real interest in his own career other than to do £#%&! all and collect his weekly £150k+.

An embarrassment to the club in every respect.

We're paying the banks £50m interest a year, the Glazers are taking £12m a year in dividends.

Phil Jones is not the problem, and him getting dogs abuse for being injured is unfair. He's only costing 5% of the two annual costs above. This awful decision to award him with a contract extension is not his fault, its the situation that's the disaster.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Rather convenient to have mental health issues when I’m sure he could be criticised for lacking any form of professional ambition whilst taking the financial piss.

He’s not to blame for this - Woodward is, but £#%&! me, what a uninspiring character to have around the club. a player who has no real interest in his own career other than to do £#%&! all and collect his weekly £150k+.

An embarrassment to the club in every respect.

I'd hope the contract would have a large performance element given his injury track record.

https://twitter.com/obiloonu2/status/1548734292141957120?s=21&t=p53cWPl2omyg-CxOIEov4Q

Eleven years. Eleven £#%&!ing years

At the club longer than Ronaldo, Cantona, van Nistelrooy, Stam, likely even Roy Keane ffs.

What a sick, sick joke.

Off to DC United soon by all accounts.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Off to DC United soon by all accounts.

Rooney

US transfer deadline is tomorrow, doesn't look likely...

Originally Posted by Bobda

US transfer deadline is tomorrow, doesn't look likely...

Even though he won’t play?

The Bosh has confirmed he'll stink the club out for another season. Injuries and £#%&! all interest so he'll get another 30 minutes of playtime between now and next June, picking up millions of pounds in the process.

An absolute disgrace.

Injured atm apparently.

Still prefer him to Maguire tbh.

Tuanzebe also injured. His heir apparent..

Where do we find these genetically broken footballers

Injured from doing what - cutting his hedge?

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Injured from doing what - cutting his hedge?

He falls over a LOT.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Injured from doing what - cutting his hedge?

One of the ladies in the club canteen shouted “Give the cabbage a strain” yesterday morning. Phil will be sidelined for the next six weeks.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

One of the ladies in the club canteen shouted “Give the cabbage a strain” yesterday morning. Phil will be sidelined for the next six weeks.

Originally Posted by Neo

Can't they just pay him a portion of his wages and get rid?

What an absolute joke, he seems fine with having a non-existent career.

Is he really actually injured or just happy to collect his undeserved wage rather than try to do something with his career

I’ve no sympathy for players like Jones
No interest in making the most out of their careers