Anthony Martial..

We need a striker ffs. Who’s out there?

Oh no he’s going to miss one game! Better write him off. Where’s your backbone ffs lads?

We’ll beat Southampton 5-0 and he’ll be back next week to score a hatty against Leicester. Nothing to worry about.

He's just got his head around covering as much ground as possible for the team, it's not a surprise that it's come a bit of a shock to his body.

Gonna miss a game and people are losing their minds.


We've got the king of football as cover ffs

He's had half a good game in five million years. It's not exactly Keane missing an entire season is it.

We are people now acting as if he is some kind of world class player or our saviour ffs?

A couple of goals against some teams from Australia and people are forgetting how, unbelievably, shit has been for the past few years with a horrific attitude to match?

Mental.

He's mad eout of glass.

The new Saha.

This is why we need Antony plus a striker.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

Gonna miss a game and people are losing their minds.


We've got the king of football as cover ffs

Mad isn't it.

Anthony Martial, with his 1 solitary goal all last season, or the greatest goalscorer in the history of the sport.

Decisions, decisions....

People saying it's only one game . He's already missed the first two games of the season ffs. His injury record over the past couple of years is awful.

As for Ronaldo, Mendes is still whoring him out to any club in the Champions League because he doesn't want to play for us. Not to mention he doesn't have the legs to play ten Hag's system from the start of matches.

Time to forget about both and bring someone new in.

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

People saying it's only one game . He's already missed the first two games of the season ffs. His injury record over the past couple of years is awful.

As for Ronaldo, Mendes is still whoring him out to any club in the Champions League because he doesn't want to play for us. Not to mention he doesn't have the legs to play ten Hag's system from the start of matches.

Time to forget about both and bring someone new in.

Yep.

We desperately need a couple of forwards. First attacking sub tomorrow is either Elanga or Ronaldo, the other will be on the pitch not being good enough

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

People saying it's only one game . He's already missed the first two games of the season ffs. His injury record over the past couple of years is awful.

As for Ronaldo, Mendes is still whoring him out to any club in the Champions League because he doesn't want to play for us. Not to mention he doesn't have the legs to play ten Hag's system from the start of matches.

Time to forget about both and bring someone new in.

Ivan Toney?

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

People saying it's only one game . He's already missed the first two games of the season ffs. His injury record over the past couple of years is awful.

As for Ronaldo, Mendes is still whoring him out to any club in the Champions League because he doesn't want to play for us. Not to mention he doesn't have the legs to play ten Hag's system from the start of matches.

Time to forget about both and bring someone new in.

Yup.

Get Gakpo and Antony in TONIGHT!

Originally Posted by roy acorn

Ivan Toney?

Only 5'10".

Not sure he's tall enough for some on here, I think they would be all in if he was a six-footer.

Gloves has done a few sprints, now needs a rest. State. Sign a proper forward ffs.

Injured again, you say?

Shocked to the very core of my being and no mistake.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Injured again, you say?

Shocked to the very core of my being and no mistake.

Haha ric with the bants

Looks a better player with every game he misses

https://mobile.twitter.com/NewsUnitedStand/status/1563800659014684672

He's clearly impressed hag.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

https://mobile.twitter.com/NewsUnite...00659014684672


He's clearly impressed hag.

Throughly deserved 👍

Looking forward to checking back on this thread this evening and seeing a page or two of seethe.