*Official 2018/19 Match Thread* Bournemouth v Manchester United - Early Afternoon Garbage

12:30 kick off at bournemouth, another one for the fans eh?

Will United's bus make it to the ground on time, or at all?



Can United make it to the heady heights of 7th and go level on points with their illustrious hosts?

Will United's perfunctory, dull, going-through-the-motions football be enough to over haul Bournemouth?

Find out in another coma-inducing 90 odd minutes of soul-sapping crap brought to you by a manager who wants to be sacked, players who don't want to play for him and owners who couldn't give 2 solitary shits.

AND IT'S LIVE.....

1-3 martial 2 pogba 1

Great preview.

Don’t think I’m going to be able to sleep tonight...

At a wedding which starts at 1

Originally Posted by Switching Off

At a wedding which starts at 1

You lucky bastard

A point would be a good result, (if we hadnt already dropped a load already) wont even get that.

Slow start, pretty even we will miss a chance or two the get caught napping. 3-2 bournmouth.

Basically brighton away

Originally Posted by barca99

A point would be a good result, (if we hadnt already dropped a load already) wont even get that.

Slow start, pretty even we will miss a chance or two the get caught napping. 3-2 bournmouth.

Basically brighton away

I can see us being on the back foot pretty much the whole game. Any team that gets stuck in and plays with a bit of tempo can easily over run this United side. They're soft as shit.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I can see us being on the back foot pretty much the whole game. Any team that gets stuck in and plays with a bit of tempo can easily over run this United side. They're soft as shit.

We’ll win this - easily. If he starts with the block of wood then perhaps not.

But if he continues with the Martial rediscovered thing then we’ll piss it. 2-1.

Is this on Sky or BT?

So I know which one to cancel.

If we can beat them 8-0 we go above them

Originally Posted by Pop

Aww £#%&!ing hell, not Utd again?

Yeah, it would be nice to actually look forward to our games once more

Originally Posted by Clownbones

Is this on Sky or BT?

So I know which one to cancel.

BT

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

We’ll win this - easily. If he starts with the block of wood then perhaps not.

But if he continues with the Martial rediscovered thing then we’ll piss it. 2-1.

Could get interesting if we stick with the sans donkey line up.

The awful @#%&! will probably feature again, though. Pls god not as our starting striker.

3-1 United.

No way lukaku should be in the starting 11.

Sanchez and lingard back. Expect sanchez to come in for rashford and england to go insane.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

At a wedding which starts at 1

Can I come ?

Might mow the lawn instead . Or go the range

We’ll win convincingly then get decked next week.

Lukaku not travelled?

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Lukaku not travelled?

No. Wedged in his front door

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Lukaku not travelled?

https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/status/1058676707668963328?s=21

Sanchez up top? Worth a go.