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Unread 24-11-2022, 03:47 PM
Seamus
 
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NoFun in charge of the disabled section
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 03:52 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Pure: Official club statements

Poop: Fred the Red
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 04:49 PM
BarryX
 
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Quote:
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Pure: Official club statements

Poop: Fred the Red


We could a reveal, like when Gandalf the Grey became Gandalf the White.

Fred the Brown.
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 04:51 PM
AK14
 
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Luke Shaws personal chef.
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 05:43 PM
programmes?
 
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Jem for the press conferences. Confuse the f*** out of the hacks.
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 06:37 PM
ragnorak
 
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community outreach - if i feed the kids rashford can focus on the pitch
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 07:13 PM
92ToBury
 
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Increase ground capacity to 150,000, drop basic prices for 80,000 of those seats to £20 for adults, £10 for kids/OAPs.
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 07:35 PM
The taste of syphillis
 
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The bloke who does the announcements, with it deemed YSB to be appropriate- some big screens up to show forum giffage during the game
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 08:05 PM
est.1878
 
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I'll take the Half time cheese on toast stall

Waffles - sorting the ladies team a new portacabin at Carrington

Grinch could have got awb off his driving ban (wouldn't have on purpose tho..)

Whip - complete huel diet overhaul

Anyone do Jacuzzis?
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 10:57 PM
Medlock
 
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I'd like to be in charge of reinstating the "please adjust your dress" signs in every toilet
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 11:32 PM
pc6090
 
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Iíll be in charge of allocating away tickets
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 11:42 PM
The taste of syphillis
 
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I'd like to be in charge of reinstating the "please adjust your dress" signs in every toilet
Before you leave?

Always thought the Busby era must have had its fare share of flashers back then
 
Unread 25-11-2022, 01:09 AM
Baron
 
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How much would the DoF role pay?
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