There's a lot of talk about Kane to United in the summer

If Kane does come to Utd he'll come with the pressure of an expected title win firmly upon his shoulders. Final piece of the jigsaw and all that shite.

Far cry from what he's used to at Spurs. Are his English balls big enough?

Originally Posted by believe

This place is pretty funny.

Casemiro - he’s only 30 ffs
Kane - he’s 30 ffs

In terms of car mileage, Kane has 30,000m of Paris/Rome mileage

Case has 30,000 of Lincolnshire mileage

Striker vs sweeper wear & tear not comparable. Plus 2x team league vs PL

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

In terms of car mileage, Kane has 30,000m of Paris/Rome mileage

Case has 30,000 of Lincolnshire mileage

Striker vs sweeper wear & tear not comparable. Plus 2x team league vs PL

I have literally no idea what you’ve just said.

Originally Posted by believe

I have literally no idea what you’ve just said.

Casemiro has more roadkill is what I took from it.

Originally Posted by Pop

If Kane does come to Utd he'll come with the pressure of an expected title win firmly upon his shoulders. Final piece of the jigsaw and all that shite.

Far cry from what he's used to at Spurs. Are his English balls big enough?

They said the same when Sheringham joined in 1997

Kane’s mentality won’t be a problem ffs

I’d take him like a shot.

Originally Posted by Sapien

Maybe, maybe too much talk

This signing is not a rebel signing

We’d be at least 9 points better off than today with him

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

Levy keeping his word?

Yes, your right, that would be a first, don't belive it has ever happened before

Originally Posted by believe

I have literally no idea what you’ve just said.

Seems a pretty straightforward analogy

Originally Posted by puressence

We’d be at least 9 points better off than today with him

Michael Essien lent you his calculator?

Originally Posted by believe

I have literally no idea what you’ve just said.

Man of the world, obvs

Originally Posted by puressence

We’d be at least 9 points better off than today with him

Your starting to, Even convince me now with that particular statment, as it has already dawned on me that by your calculations, United would have been going into tomorrow's game against The Goonors 1 point infront of them & if im gonna be honest with you the only thing that has put me-off, Kane in the past is that, Levy would have seariously held us to ransom, as it could have been around £300 Mill , whilst, Kane was really at his peak & if goodness forbid he was to have any long spells on the treatment table, it would have felt as the money could have been better spent on on another top-striker of whom would'nt cost quite as much.

Originally Posted by Selhurst Samurai

Seems a pretty straightforward analogy

Agreed. Kane plays down the right hand side, changing only when his way through is obstructed by a massive pothole or burning lorry full of Sheep; Casemiro down the left, tutting and phewing at the tarmac rollercoaster track ahead of him, caused by the road workers decision to just lay a 2 inch thick layer of tarmac straight over the grassy swamp.

Kane has two buckled wheels and scotch marks, cas has no exhaust and is lying overturned in a ditch.

Where’s the difficult bit in that?

Originally Posted by Coracao

Vlahovic is absolutely nowhere near Kane"s level.

He's 22 years old with 57 goals in 123 games in Serie A.

He's an excellent player who will likely get better versus Kane who's 30 in the Summer and has a ton of mileage behind him.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Agreed. Kane plays down the right hand side, changing only when his way through is obstructed by a massive pothole or burning lorry full of Sheep; Casemiro down the left, tutting and phewing at the tarmac rollercoaster track ahead of him, caused by the road workers decision to just lay a 2 inch thick layer of tarmac straight over the grassy swamp.

Kane has two buckled wheels and scotch marks, cas has no exhaust and is lying overturned in a ditch.

Where’s the difficult bit in that?

Why did he not just say this?

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

He's 22 years old with 57 goals in 123 games in Serie A.

He's an excellent player who will likely get better versus Kane who's 30 in the Summer and has a ton of mileage behind him.

He's still absolutely nowhere near Kane. And likely never will be.

Picking him over Kane would be mental. Don't really need stats quoting at me, as I've seen them both play countless times.

Originally Posted by believe

Why did he not just say this?

Dunno mate, think his carburettor might be flooded.

Aesthetically it's an awful signing, can't really stand to look at the guy, would look horrific in a united shirt, like a lean Maguire.....


Gives off HUGE top gear vibes, bet he's got a really unpleasant laugh....