Manchester United v Sheff United - PL 24/04/24 8pm KO - Official Match Thread

Originally Posted by Lok

Even if we won 7-1, he should still be sacked. HTH

7-1 ffs.

This team couldn't manage 7 goals in one game if we played until £#%&!ing midnight.

Can't create a chance for our striker, only player who does anything remotely threatening to the opposition goal is Garnacho.

We're making their goalkeeper look like golden gloves contender with some of these finishes - absolutely appalling.

Just a reminder that this Sheffield United team have officially the worst defence in the history of the premier league. They are going to break Derby County's record - and by some distance. And we still can't put them to the sword.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

And we still can't put them to the sword.

we would @#%&! them if we had something to play for
hth

Been in total control. One stupid mistake but recovered a little. Stick amad on for Antony and have two wingers who stretch both sides of the pitch and we win this easy

Decent chant tbf: ‘how shit must you be, we’re winning away’.

Originally Posted by larry

we would @#%&! them if we had something to play for
hth

Any chance you can stop talking utter %@#$&!s for one evening? Try it for a laugh.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

7-1 ffs.

This team couldn't manage 7 goals in one game if we played until £#%&!ing midnight.

Can't create a chance for our striker, only player who does anything remotely threatening to the opposition goal is Garnacho.

We're making their goalkeeper look like golden gloves contender with some of these finishes - absolutely appalling.

Just a reminder that this Sheffield United team have officially the worst defence in the history of the premier league. They are going to break Derby County's record - and by some distance. And we still can't put them to the sword.

Their defenders have been rubbish though? We just have taken our chances, subdued atmosphere but they just need to up the tempo sometimes a bit int the final and actually look to find hojlund in the box rather than Eriksen and Bruno taking pot shots

Obviously we’ve completely dominated the game and should be ahead but Sheffield Utd are terrible
If we couldn’t dominate this lot at OT then we might as well give up

Their goal is simply due to a loss of focus from Onana who casually played a blind pass

Far too much of the ball is at the feet of our defenders

Forwards aren’t anywhere near good enough for a club of our stature
Garnacho and Hojlund are talented but incredibly raw and really shouldn’t be first choice at a top club like Utd
Although at least they provide a bit of threat in behind, everything from Antony is front of defenders

Should win this but who knows with this lot

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Any chance you can stop talking utter %@#$&!s for one evening? Try it for a laugh.

you've never played ball
a motivated team with something to play for
compared to a team with nothing to play for
(who btw are the exact same 11 players)
2 very very different results
doesn't mean the team went to shit overnight
source: ferguson's utd teams after winning the league with games to spare
source: my own teams in the same situation

Originally Posted by larry

you've never played ball
a motivated team with something to play for
compared to a team with nothing to play for
(who btw are the exact same 11 players)
2 very very different results
doesn't mean the team went to shit overnight
source: ferguson's utd teams after winning the league with games to spare
source: my own teams in the same situation

Originally Posted by Sparky***

7-1 ffs.

This team couldn't manage 7 goals in one game if we played until £#%&!ing midnight.

Can't create a chance for our striker, only player who does anything remotely threatening to the opposition goal is Garnacho.

We're making their goalkeeper look like golden gloves contender with some of these finishes - absolutely appalling.

Just a reminder that this Sheffield United team have officially the worst defence in the history of the premier league. They are going to break Derby County's record - and by some distance. And we still can't put them to the sword.

he'd take mainoo, nacho and rasmus off by 10:45pm.

Originally Posted by sparky***

any chance you can stop talking utter %@#$&!s for one evening? Try it for a laugh.

“contender..ready!”

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Any chance you can stop talking utter %@#$&!s for one evening?

I'm not saying there's a chance.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Obviously we’ve completely dominated the game and should be ahead but Sheffield Utd are terrible
If we couldn’t dominate this lot at OT then we might as well give up

Their goal is simply due to a loss of focus from Onana who casually played a blind pass

Far too much of the ball is at the feet of our defenders

Forwards aren’t anywhere near good enough for a club of our stature
Garnacho and Hojlund are talented but incredibly raw and really shouldn’t be first choice at a top club like Utd
Although at least they provide a bit of threat in behind, everything from Antony is front of defenders

Should win this but who knows with this lot

I’d have to double check but aren’t they older than Rooney and Ronaldo when they first appeared?

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Obviously we’ve completely dominated the game and should be ahead but Sheffield Utd are terrible
If we couldn’t dominate this lot at OT then we might as well give up

Their goal is simply due to a loss of focus from Onana who casually played a blind pass

Far too much of the ball is at the feet of our defenders

Forwards aren’t anywhere near good enough for a club of our stature
Garnacho and Hojlund are talented but incredibly raw and really shouldn’t be first choice at a top club like Utd
Although at least they provide a bit of threat in behind, everything from Antony is front of defenders

Should win this but who knows with this lot

Easy to forget hojlund is only 21. Leading the line asked to play every game in a shit United. He’s been over worked because gloves martial has gone AWOL and the club didn’t want to sign a cover striker .

They’re creating chances and are in control. Much better than the usual creating nothing and looking like we could concede everytime we lose the ball.

If AWB or Antony were just a bit better we would have different attacks from all over the field . Both need to offer more or get Antony off for Amad

Originally Posted by larry

you've never played ball
a motivated team with something to play for
compared to a team with nothing to play for
(who btw are the exact same 11 players)
2 very very different results
doesn't mean the team went to shit overnight
source: ferguson's utd teams after winning the league with games to spare
source: my own teams in the same situation

Originally Posted by believe

I’d have to double check but aren’t they older than Rooney and Ronaldo when they first appeared?

Rooney and Ronaldo had carrick and scholes behind them Giggs one side and evra as a very good attacking left back

Originally Posted by madhattricks

American former keeper Tony Meola said when EtH signed Onana that he just didn’t see Onana as a United keeper. Really didn’t understand the signing. And I have thought about that a lot this season. He’s just not been good enough.

Does he fancy a £#%&!ing game in nets for us?

Big Tony M may not have waved it in at his near post.

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Rooney and Ronaldo had carrick and scholes behind them Giggs one side and evra as a very good attacking left back

They were also two of the greatest players of all time. Bit harsh to judge anyone against them.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Originally Posted by Lok

two #@&%!s laughing to themselves at the fact they can't differentiate between a pre-season friendly and a champions league final

the only thing wrong with rasmus is that he's too deferential the rest of these @#%&!s. he needs to give them a %@#$&!ing. not just to pass to him, but to get the £#%&! out of his way.