Footballers whose surnames are good advice

Gordon, dont run down the Hill, you'll break yer legs

Antonio sign for gary Neville whilst he is still manager at Valenica

Rafael Don't Talk Scheidt

Peter it's all about the sex Ndlovu

Mark de man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_De_Man

Originally Posted by rogieop

Mark de man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_De_Man

Get him in to coach Smalling ffs

Paulo, what's the best way for a black belt to get through a plank of wood? Wanchope.

Delle 'when crossing the road don't dilly d' Ali

Ji Sung 'don't leave your dog mess or remains in the' Park

Aaron 'avoiding listening to overrated music from McCartney and' Lennon

Barry 'become vegan and don't eat' Venison

Roy 'when on a first date, stay cool and don't come across too' Keane

Jordan 'always go to a club with a good v' Ibe

Stefan 'remember the world is full of' @#%&!z

Thomas 'stick to top quality fruit yoghurt corners made by ' Muller

Gheorghie 'as a good muslim at least once in your lifetime go to Mecca for the' Hagi

Robert 'eat your' Green

Vincent 'three is a crowd but two is ' Kompany

Luke 'never watch Geordie' Shaw

Laurent 'when asked your favourite Terry Wogan show, reply Blankety' Blanc

Alessandro "where did you buy that fried chicken, Gazza?" Costacurta

Quite an odd thread all things considered.

Linvoy If you want to hear a funny song, listen to Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Quite an odd thread all things considered.

Who does he play for?

Juande at a time

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