ETH lays down the law: Leakers banished, alcoholics in trouble, BMI monitored etc

Originally Posted by Zorg

This. 'Turn up on time, try not to get pissed during the week and eat healthily. In return, here's £100k a week'

'oooh, he's so strict, oooh'

*insert jay from inbetweeners gif*

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

You spelled September wrong.

And spoons

Originally Posted by saffers

Difference between dressing room leaks and club leaks surely.

But then again you know that.

Perhaps you are just feeling a bit ashamed that you furiously defended the former regime where these kind of new rules were not a given......

Thought it was funny that we're celebrating the end of leaks after reading tweets of leaks.

Originally Posted by Vedder

Watch out pal he’ll report your post

For what reason? His post was on topic after all...

Herrera return looking less likely than ever

This what he did at Utrecht....

Absolutely lambasted their training set up, menu and house rules ..

Guided them to 4th and Europe... 2016-17

Originally Posted by saffers

New era boys

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That reads like a personal attack on Luke Shaw.

Great to see

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

This what he did at Utrecht....

Absolutely lambasted their training set up, menu and house rules ..

Guided them to 4th and Europe... 2016-17

4th and Europe..... Can't wait

Originally Posted by Zorg

This. 'Turn up on time, try not to get pissed during the week and eat healthily. In return, here's £100k a week'

'oooh, he's so strict, oooh'

This

Overgrown children

Originally Posted by saffers

Ten Hag will have this discipline aswell as maybe an extra warmth that Mou seemed to lose in his last year. Also ETH will hopefully get more support than Mou did.

as long as 10h isn't an absolute @#%&!, he should be fine.

VVG2C - get the basics right and build upon that.

Could be a rough season for sum but it's what is needed - rather than being their 'mate'.

Got to go for that Europa League this season. There's no reason why we shouldn't be going balls deep into it.

Pretty positive about ETH.

Not sure why the manager has to implement stuff like this ffs. Surely they should be standard club considerations?

Can’t imagine Munich not insisting on fitness and lifestyle standards regardless of manager, for instance.

Admire the optimism but we’ve heard variations of this for the last nine years, even Moyes came with a plan to upgrade scouting and lots of iPads. Eventually we might get it right but Custis tweets are not the time to break out the bunting.

The food thing reminds me of the leaks when Ronaldo first came back; “Ronaldo has requested the menu include more healthy options, with some players opting out of filling their fat faces with cheesecake after seeing him choose not to have dessert. Players are impressed at Ronaldo’s immense professionalism”

Originally Posted by dunk

Not sure why the manager has to implement stuff like this ffs. Surely they should be standard club considerations?

Can’t imagine Munich not insisting on fitness and lifestyle standards regardless of manager, for instance.

He has to because the running of the club by Woodward since Fergie went has been diabolical, it allowed for the lazy habits to gradually creep in was obviously small things at the start because we still had a core of players whose standards were set under Ferguson but once they went it was substitute teacher time.

Munich would always expect that because they have been a well run club for decades

Originally Posted by NedKelly

The food thing reminds me of the leaks when Ronaldo first came back; “Ronaldo has requested the menu include more healthy options, with some players opting out of filling their fat faces with cheesecake after seeing him choose not to have dessert. Players are impressed at Ronaldo’s immense professionalism”

They weren't impressed for long. Turned on him because he made them look like the unprofessional snakes they are.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

They weren't impressed for long. Turned on him because he made them look like the unprofessional snakes they are.

'You're making me look bad, Ronnie... om nom nom'

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

Herrera return looking less likely than ever

Was there actually any truth in that? Or just a Fred myth?

Good to see him laying down the law.

But considering United are one of the biggest clubs in world football, why isn't this kind of basic obvious shit already being done?