*Official Match Thread 2016/17* - Manchester United v Manchester City 26/10/2016

Why has Carrick not been starting matches that matter?

love beating those scruffy bastards

much better second half. ibra showed some nice touches. delighted for mourinho. lets kick on from here now.

p.s. city in crisis...city in crisis...city in crisis

Speaking of beautiful

https://twitter.com/RachelRileyRR/status/791331916180025344

Pretty comfortable win in the end a couple more wouldnt have flattered us either not citys full strength side but still a tough game when you consider the battering we took on Sunday .

Mata
Never lets the team down and vital to Uniteds progression in the coming months hope the manager sees this too .

Originally Posted by Stickman

Take that result ALL day long, please be the start of a turnaround in fortunes

Surely this is the worst run of Guardiolas career?!

He'll send his form book to see his special doctor

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Yes it is but he's doing it in such a beautiful way.

He'll not change, which is a good thing apparently. LVG was just plain stubborn.

Imagine the @#%&!ing Van Gaal would've got if he sent out a team which cost quarter of a billion quid and never got a shot on target.

Guardiola spending half the game out of his technical area gesticulating wildly. Windmilling bald shit.

Originally Posted by sa7

Imagine the @#%&!ing Van Gaal would've got if he sent out a team which cost quarter of a billion quid and never got a shot on target.

Guardiola spending half the game out of his technical area gesticulating wildly. Windmilling bald shit.

Indeed.

Was £#%&!ing great that. Showed some bottle in that 2nd half. Delighted.

Mata needs to play. Simple as that.

Six games without a win, you say?

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

andyroo and sparky should elope.

Noticed sparky had to resort to using capitals before to fully get across his menstral angst. I think those two might be like women in the office - their period cycles combining so it just becomes a £#%&! off big hormonal mess pre-match. One of them crying in the loo's - the other breaking down in tears when someone offers them a brew.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Why has Carrick not been starting matches that matter?

the manager is a stupid @#%&!.

wait til the week-end.

https://twitter.com/VintageMUFC/status/791384670822801408

Pep saying he's proud of them......about four times.

Slaphead @#%&!.

Pep giving a wide eyed interview while the walls are banging with 'Wembley!'

haha. £#%&! him. He's desperate and close to a breakdown in October.

Longest run without a win in Pep's managerial career(6), and the first time City have failed to have a shot on target in a game since 2012.

Obviously, it's us that has problems though. £#%&!ing ABU £#%&!ers.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Pep saying he's proud of them......about four times.

Slaphead @#%&!.

"your monkey's not dead."

He's talking absolute shite.

You're fooling nobody you crease headed bastard.

when's the draw ffs, i'm hungry

Zlatan and pogba truned themselves around. Good to see.

Pep proud of the lads and happy to lose.

Guardiola.....

#@&%!!

He's £#%&!ing gutted, absolutely £#%&!ing gutted.