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Unread 16-08-2019, 08:41 PM
otbarney
 
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It’s £#%&!in obvious barney

“Jesse, youre getting a right slagging on social media, word is you are a right @#%&! with a very annoying persona. You might get away with it if you were a half decent player, but you are basically Ashley grimes but a bit uglier”

“Oh right I better ask my PR dept to set up a completely spontaneous gesture towards a local grass roots football team, but make sure it’s publicised on some type of social media platform that gullible @#%&!s use”

@#%&!s
I rest my case.
 
Unread 16-08-2019, 09:20 PM
dunk
 
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Nah..

This is a PR stunt..

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1PKEqAA..._web_copy_link
 
Unread 16-08-2019, 10:57 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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Pr stunt

@#%&!
Declan?
 
Unread 16-08-2019, 10:59 PM
AK14
 
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Jesse
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 11:04 AM
Buck
 
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Poor kid is going to be bullied on Monday when he tells his school mates he's signed for JLingz.
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 11:12 AM
Neo
 
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Crazy how many people (grown men) are so easily duped by these stunts. Do they genuinely think a @#%&! like Lingard is sat at home and just thinks: "Tell you what Jesse lad, what we need to do today is get down to Whalley Range AFC to get their season started on the right foot. Okay, where's the phone, let me get this sorted!"



The odious little dancing goblin has an actual PR team that works for him to build his shit #JLingz brand, and shove it down every available social media orifice.

He is using his platform as a Manchester United footballer to enrich himself and his circle of @#%&!s. As soon as we rightfully flush this turd from out of the club, he'll sink to his level of bottom-half-of-the-table mediocrity, with his legions of hangers-on scrambling for cover like rats off a sinking ship. See the career of Tom Cleverley as the blueprint.
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 11:17 AM
Redrum
 
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Originally Posted by Neo
Crazy how many people (grown men) are so easily duped by these stunts. Do they genuinely think a @#%&! like Lingard is sat at home and just thinks: "Tell you what Jesse lad, what we need to do today is get down to Whalley Range AFC to get their season started on the right foot. Okay, where's the phone, let me get this sorted!"



The odious little dancing goblin has an actual PR team that works for him to build his shit #JLingz brand, and shove it down every available social media orifice.

He is using his platform as a Manchester United footballer to enrich himself and his circle of @#%&!s. As soon as we rightfully flush this turd from out of the club, he'll sink to his level of bottom-half-of-the-table mediocrity, with his legions of hangers-on scrambling for cover like rats off a sinking ship. See the career of Tom Cleverley as the blueprint.
Rattled
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 11:22 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Originally Posted by Neo
Crazy how many people (grown men) are so easily duped by these stunts. Do they genuinely think a @#%&! like Lingard is sat at home and just thinks: "Tell you what Jesse lad, what we need to do today is get down to Whalley Range AFC to get their season started on the right foot. Okay, where's the phone, let me get this sorted!"



The odious little dancing goblin has an actual PR team that works for him to build his shit #JLingz brand, and shove it down every available social media orifice.

He is using his platform as a Manchester United footballer to enrich himself and his circle of @#%&!s. As soon as we rightfully flush this turd from out of the club, he'll sink to his level of bottom-half-of-the-table mediocrity, with his legions of hangers-on scrambling for cover like rats off a sinking ship. See the career of Tom Cleverley as the blueprint.
This.

£#%&! Lingard the little scouse @#%&!
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 12:08 PM
TheFatGoth
 
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Originally Posted by Neo
Crazy how many people (grown men) are so easily duped by these stunts. Do they genuinely think a @#%&! like Lingard is sat at home and just thinks: "Tell you what Jesse lad, what we need to do today is get down to Whalley Range AFC to get their season started on the right foot. Okay, where's the phone, let me get this sorted!"



The odious little dancing goblin has an actual PR team that works for him to build his shit #JLingz brand, and shove it down every available social media orifice.

He is using his platform as a Manchester United footballer to enrich himself and his circle of @#%&!s. As soon as we rightfully flush this turd from out of the club, he'll sink to his level of bottom-half-of-the-table mediocrity, with his legions of hangers-on scrambling for cover like rats off a sinking ship. See the career of Tom Cleverley as the blueprint.
ywhgr
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 12:15 PM
dunk
 
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This place is oozing with miserable, bitter old men these days..
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 12:27 PM
sweetleftfoot
 
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This place is oozing with miserable, bitter old men these days..
And right wing conspiracy theorists.

You used to be cool man etc.
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 12:40 PM
Brucie
 
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Originally Posted by Neo
Crazy how many people (grown men) are so easily duped by these stunts. Do they genuinely think a @#%&! like Lingard is sat at home and just thinks: "Tell you what Jesse lad, what we need to do today is get down to Whalley Range AFC to get their season started on the right foot. Okay, where's the phone, let me get this sorted!"



The odious little dancing goblin has an actual PR team that works for him to build his shit #JLingz brand, and shove it down every available social media orifice.

He is using his platform as a Manchester United footballer to enrich himself and his circle of @#%&!s. As soon as we rightfully flush this turd from out of the club, he'll sink to his level of bottom-half-of-the-table mediocrity, with his legions of hangers-on scrambling for cover like rats off a sinking ship. See the career of Tom Cleverley as the blueprint.
£#%&!ing love this guy
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 12:41 PM
waynes ear's
 
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This place is oozing with miserable, bitter old men these days..
Just wait til you grow a pube. You’ll understand.

£#%&! Lingard. Right in the neck. £#%&!ing @#%&!
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 12:55 PM
dunk
 
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Just wait til you grow a pube. You’ll understand.

£#%&! Lingard. Right in the neck. £#%&!ing @#%&!
Speak of the devil..
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 01:39 PM
puressence
 
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See the @#%&!s who have never done anything for anybody hammering a good deed. Tommy Robinson fan boys everywhere
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 01:52 PM
windy waffles
 
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Originally Posted by Neo
Crazy how many people (grown men) are so easily duped by these stunts. Do they genuinely think a @#%&! like Lingard is sat at home and just thinks: "Tell you what Jesse lad, what we need to do today is get down to Whalley Range AFC to get their season started on the right foot. Okay, where's the phone, let me get this sorted!"



The odious little dancing goblin has an actual PR team that works for him to build his shit #JLingz brand, and shove it down every available social media orifice.

He is using his platform as a Manchester United footballer to enrich himself and his circle of @#%&!s. As soon as we rightfully flush this turd from out of the club, he'll sink to his level of bottom-half-of-the-table mediocrity, with his legions of hangers-on scrambling for cover like rats off a sinking ship. See the career of Tom Cleverley as the blueprint.
This, this and this.
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 01:54 PM
believe
 
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This place is oozing with miserable, bitter old men these days..
You’re a good wum these days.
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 01:54 PM
waynes ear's
 
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See the @#%&!s who have never done anything for anybody hammering a good deed. Tommy Robinson fan boys everywhere
Lingard is a £#%&!ing cancer mate. £#%&! him and £#%&! his press team
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 02:55 PM
puressence
 
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Lingard is a £#%&!ing cancer mate. £#%&! him and £#%&! his press team
Jesus Christ log off
 
Unread 17-08-2019, 04:00 PM
MartialLaw
 
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Just wait til you grow a pube. You’ll understand.

£#%&! Lingard. Right in the neck. £#%&!ing @#%&!
It's hard to disagree with that. Angry bird headed @#%&!.
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