Manchester United v Fulham - PL 24/02/24 3pm KO - Official Match Thread

There must be a striker from our youth teams who would offer more than Rashford. Even the u12's striker would have more of a physical presence.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Improved a bit towards the end of the half but let’s be honest it not good enough as it hasn’t been even when we’ve won this season
If you were to judge teams based on performance we’d be near the bottom of the table

ETH has to take Forson off as the lad is out of his depth
Deserves to be criticised for putting him out there as he has no business starting a PL game ahead of the likes of Amad and Antony

We might find a way to win this game like we have all season but surely we’re not getting CL football playing this badly
It’s awful football

But what can you expect from a manager whose hands have been tied behind his back all season.

we're heading towards march and look at the state of that starting 11 ffs.

It's like we're condemned to having maguire, lindelof and dalot starting in defence forever and we're never allowed to escape from it.

Casemiro plays like someone who knows he's off in 3 months. Hasn't got out of neutral the entire half.

Mainoo running around trying to do everything.

The young lad forson really shouldn't be out there - looks totally lost.

Aside from that it's literally the same formula as most of our home games in the last year. Let the other team just saunter about, pass it around completely unchallenged, rack up a load of corners, which we're terrible at defending. Give the ball away on the edge of their box consistently which ends with a shot on our goal and players scrambling back time and time again.

No control, no composure and this idea that we have to score within 10 seconds of getting the ball which just leads to hopeless long balls over the top.

Is it any wonder our players look constantly knackered and are getting injured all the time, we play the game at such a chaotic speed and they're always having to sprint up and down the pitch, like a £#%&!ing NBA game.

Madness.

Really beginning to get pissed at Casemiro multiple times a game. Lazy back heel and they counter with a shot on goal.

Could be off here

Originally Posted by Sparky***

we're heading towards march and look at the state of that starting 11 ffs..

Madness.

we aren’t playing Madrid.

That defence is up against Iwobi, periera, Muniz ffs

The box crasher primed and ready

Here comes the box crasher (murderer)
He’s the lyrical gangster (murderer)

Originally Posted by marlo

we aren’t playing Madrid.

That defence is up against Iwobi, periera, Muniz ffs

yeah on their own, because nobody infront of them helps

Genuinely wondering whether I’d settle for 0-0 at this point.

How have they not scored

It's a good job they're really crap. Heaven help us next week.

Originally Posted by marlo

we aren’t playing Madrid.

That defence is up against Iwobi, periera, Muniz ffs

What are rival fans saying?

this is £#%&!ing horrific

repeatedly turning the ball over with our rb in an advanced midfield role. good plan.

I don't think I've ever seen man united this bad

This is so bad

We can’t even pass it out of our own half

Midfield absolutely anonymous. Fernandes not covering himself in glory.

This is exactly the sort of game where you need the seasoned pros like Rashford and Bruno to step up. Two of the highest paid players in world football…

Nothing?

Get some £#%&!er on for Rashford ffs.

There’s too big a disparity between our best 11 and a few injuries. A few key players missing is no excuse for completely falling to bits.