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Unread 03-09-2018, 11:20 AM
Sapien
 
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You know there are drugs that speed up tissue repair right?
Is it against the rules for footballers to use them?
 
Unread 03-09-2018, 05:08 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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Is it against the rules for footballers to use them?
 
Unread 03-09-2018, 05:16 PM
red in cumbria
 
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If they are totally legit and legal, why is it all so shrouded in secrecy?
 
Unread 03-09-2018, 05:36 PM
Sparky***
 
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If they are totally legit and legal, why is it all so shrouded in secrecy?
It's not a secret though is it.

Guardiola is a convicted drug cheat. He managed the top team in a country embroiled in the biggest doping scandal in european football history which was unceremoniously covered up by the Spanish authorities once they'd thrown the cyclists under the bus. The doctor who was at the centre of the scandal specifically said he'd doped footballers at top spanish clubs as well.

You'd have to be ridiculously naive to think that Guardiola has not implemented a similar regime at Bayern and now City. One of the first people he fell out with at Bayern was, shock horror, the club doctor.

Or you can just believe that Messi, who was plagued by muscle injuries before guardiola turned up, just miraculously never got injured like that again and played about 50 games a season every year since out of sheer good luck.

And now we have City where the ONLY serious muscle injury they had was john stones. Every other injury has been related to ligaments.
 
Unread 03-09-2018, 06:32 PM
red in cumbria
 
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It's not a secret though is it.

Guardiola is a convicted drug cheat. He managed the top team in a country embroiled in the biggest doping scandal in european football history which was unceremoniously covered up by the Spanish authorities once they'd thrown the cyclists under the bus. The doctor who was at the centre of the scandal specifically said he'd doped footballers at top spanish clubs as well.

You'd have to be ridiculously naive to think that Guardiola has not implemented a similar regime at Bayern and now City. One of the first people he fell out with at Bayern was, shock horror, the club doctor.

Or you can just believe that Messi, who was plagued by muscle injuries before guardiola turned up, just miraculously never got injured like that again and played about 50 games a season every year since out of sheer good luck.

And now we have City where the ONLY serious muscle injury they had was john stones. Every other injury has been related to ligaments.
Yes, but you're just bitter at his success. Or something.
 
Unread 11-09-2018, 05:49 PM
Switching Off
 
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Unread 11-09-2018, 05:54 PM
andyroo
 
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Top red
 
Unread 11-09-2018, 06:19 PM
Kangared
 
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Nice cheap shot . 👍
 
Unread 11-09-2018, 07:33 PM
sa7
 
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What does he know?

Never heard of Paul Dickov or Shaun Goater have you Diego? Eh? EH??
 
Unread 12-09-2018, 09:56 AM
Seamus
 
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apparently Kinkladze is opening a Georgian restaurant in Didsbury. He will be like Rocky in Balboa reminiscing with city fans....."it was 1996 and Alan Ball was telling Steve Lomas to go with the ball to the corner because we were safe but infact we got relegated and United won the league"
 
Unread 12-09-2018, 11:06 AM
dragflick
 
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apparently Kinkladze is opening a Georgian restaurant in Didsbury. He will be like Rocky in Balboa reminiscing with city fans....."it was 1996 and Alan Ball was telling Steve Lomas to go with the ball to the corner because we were safe but infact we got relegated and United won the league"


Blue ketchup?
 
Unread 12-09-2018, 11:23 AM
puressence
 
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apparently kinkladze is opening a georgian restaurant in didsbury. He will be like rocky in balboa reminiscing with city fans....."it was 1996 and alan ball was telling steve lomas to go with the ball to the corner because we were safe but infact we got relegated and united won the league"
u will be in there defo ..
 
Unread 12-09-2018, 12:50 PM
Seamus
 
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u will be in there defo ..
table for two?
 
Unread 12-09-2018, 01:32 PM
ScarFace
 
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table for two?
This season prem in a nutshell.
 
Unread 12-09-2018, 03:53 PM
red in cumbria
 
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apparently Kinkladze is opening a Georgian restaurant in Didsbury. He will be like Rocky in Balboa reminiscing with city fans....."it was 1996 and Alan Ball was telling Steve Lomas to go with the ball to the corner because we were safe but infact we got relegated and United won the league"
Still, he scored that great goal for them once
 
Unread 13-09-2018, 08:53 AM
andyroo
 
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nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
 
Unread 13-09-2018, 03:32 PM
waynes ear's
 
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45512733

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Manchester City chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak says the club's journey "is not complete" despite reporting revenues in excess of £500m last season.

City's annual report, to 30 June 2018, confirms they are the second English club to break the £500m barrier.

The club reported a profit for the fourth successive season, this time of £10.4m and a wage-revenue ratio of 52%.
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i smell bullshit
 
Unread 13-09-2018, 04:01 PM
Switching Off
 
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Probably true. Half their wages are being paid by the Arabs in brown paper bags.
 
Unread 13-09-2018, 04:30 PM
TheFatGoth
 
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In case anyone needed confirmation

 
Unread 19-09-2018, 10:54 AM
Jethro
 
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Get ready for the most cringe inducing twitter thread of the year

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