City v Chelsea: El Plastico XIII

Originally Posted by angrydimaria

How is it £#%&!. Best fullback in the league, very good winger, very very good striker... While we had mcnair as our defender and little pea as sub striker...

Average as £#%&! apart from Zabaleta

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

We've got the best bench we've had in a long long time....

Exactly and I don't know what's wrong with McNair.
Hernandez, while an annoying little @#%&! to me, is a very good option to have.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Don't forget the world and European champion we had on the bench aswell will you, you #@&%!ed £#%&!ing chimp.

Amid the sea of mediocrity it's easy to forget tbh. In fact 2 of our best players were on bench. But that only makes the first team worse. Ideally it should be Carrick and young on the bench.

Since we have the best squad in the league acc to genius on here, if we don't win the league it will be lvg's fault?

Originally Posted by angrydimaria

Amid the sea of mediocrity it's easy to forget tbh.

It's not tbh if you can read a team sheet and aren't obsessed with Manchester City...

Originally Posted by angrydimaria

Amid the sea of mediocrity it's easy to forget tbh. In fact 2 of our best players were on bench. But that only makes the first team worse. Ideally it should be Carrick and young on the bench.

Since we have the best squad in the league acc to genius on here, if we don't win the league it will be lvg's fault?

Young was on the bench on Friday hth

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

Young was on the bench on Friday hth

He's all over the £#%&!ing show

Originally Posted by angrydimaria

How is it £#%&!. Best fullback in the league, very good winger, very very good striker... While we had mcnair as our defender and little pea as sub striker...

Nasri is on the decline and Wilfred Bony's mum doesn't think he's a "very very good striker" at this level. He scored two goals in the second half of last season after joining. Had practically no impact at all. Average fat-arse.

Darmian looks a better defender than Zabaleta already btw

Schweini and Herrera > City's whole bench.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Not sure I was comparing augero to Rooney tbf. Just suggesting that he was easily one of the best in Europe. I remember being dismissed with some bed wetting reference - not bunks I don't think. Probably jethro or someone like that - someone who was probably just trying to impress bunks at the time.

poor form from keith there. not got the cajones to take on one of the perceived top boys so has a pop at what he considers will be an easier target. very muntz like behaviour.

gauntlet has now slapped bare flesh. if you need a second, jethers, i got your back, blud.

Shocked and stunned.

I come back from a lovely family and friends BBQ to shots? Shocked and stunned.

But, I take grate pride in Keith's acknowledgement of my bedwetting hunter skills. We Shoot Crüe are made of stronger stuff. You won't find me calling out any Rooney bashing mind. You can feel safe with me knowing you're a believer.

Yours,

Jerhro, Bedwetter Hunter

Originally Posted by Jethro

Shocked and stunned.

I come back from a lovely family and friends BBQ to shots? Shocked and stunned.

But, I take grate pride in Keith's acknowledgement of my bedwetting hunter skills. We Shoot Crüe are made of stronger stuff. You won't find me calling out any Rooney bashing mind. You can feel safe with me knowing you're a believer.

Yours,

Jerhro, Bedwetter Hunter

Might not have been you tbf. It was someone, I know that much.

Glad you enjoyed the bbq btw.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Don't forget the world and European champion we had on the bench aswell will you, you #@&%!ed £#%&!ing chimp.

Even by rafabers standards that is pretty much a holocaust, tbh

Originally Posted by Zorg

Shut up pernickety #@&%!. You get my drift.

Originally Posted by Ashley's Grime

Third division.

Two 3´s and a six - either way

Originally Posted by utd99

Contribute or £#%&! the £#%&! off.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Contribute or £#%&! the £#%&! off.

Have another drink

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Schweini and Herrera > City's whole bench.

but they should both be starting for us, so all you are really saying is that van gaal is an idiot.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Shut up pernickety #@&%!. You get my drift.

Genuinely thought you knew something I didn't.

Originally Posted by utd99

Have another drink

Hot chocolate here.

Wrong again.

Stop hanging around on the forum like a praying mantis you saddo.

Hit the dancers.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Hot chocolate here.

Wrong again.

Stop hanging around on the forum like a praying mantis you saddo.

Hit the dancers.

Wtf?

Originally Posted by utd99

Wtf?

Now be a good lad. Stop sticking to me like shit to a blanket. You´ve done your double gif. Go to bed, turn the lights off and pleasure yourself.

Have a nice time.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Now be a good lad. Stop sticking to me like shit to a blanket. You´ve done your double gif. Go to bed, turn the lights off and pleasure yourself.

Have a nice time.

No, I'm staying up in case you tell a story about watching the Royal Engineers win the FA cup at the Oval.