Jesseh Lingard.

Originally Posted by bosskeano

sell him!

Give him away.

He's the poster child for everything that is wrong in modern football.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Manchester United midfielder Jesse Lingard says he was "lost as a player and person" during the 2019-20 season.

Lingard, who was limited to just nine Premier League starts, says the recent campaign had been "difficult for so many reasons".

"I never wanted to give up," Lingard posted on Instagram. "I knew who I really was on and off the pitch.

"I knew having been there before I could get there again. It meant working harder than I'd ever done before."

Talking like he's £#%&!ing turned it round

It’s getting embarrasing now. Just shut the £#%&! up and be a man; all this £#%&!ing whining is cringe worthy. I think he’s such a gimp he would gladly accept a charity place at the back of the squad.

Are we going to sell players ahead of the conclusion of the EL?

Originally Posted by utd99

It’s getting embarrasing now. Just shut the £#%&! up and be a man; all this £#%&!ing whining is cringe worthy. I think he’s such a gimp he would gladly accept a charity place at the back of the squad.

Are we going to sell players ahead of the conclusion of the EL?

By the way, that was apparently from his Instagram.

No interview or anything.

Just an announcement from Jesse telling us he is fine, after that problem nobody £#%&!ing asked about.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

By the way, that was apparently from his Instagram.

No interview or anything.

Just an announcement from Jesse telling us he is fine, after that problem nobody £#%&!ing asked about.

Good. ‘Cause I was worried.

Originally Posted by utd99

Good. ‘Cause I was worried.

Hey, back off! He's had to do some home-schooling this year, y'know!

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

All this shit about his personal life is really worrying me that he might stay.

It really shouldn't distract from how shit he is.

Nobody was sat there scratching their head as to what was happening with him. Nobody thought anything was up.

Ole’s not going to keep him around because he’s whining. He’ll still be a pro earning loads of dough, just not here.

Originally Posted by utd99

Ole’s not going to keep him around because he’s whining. He’ll still be a pro earning loads of dough, just not here.

Hope so.

He'll do well somewhere else, playing regularly too.

As meh as he is, he's in that position where he just looks done at the club and needs a move for his career as much as anything else.

Acting a bit of an idiot on Instagram again after 1 goal.

I like his post about a tough year etc, but why bring extra attention to yourself with the silly shite videos?

He's 100% leaving

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

Acting a bit of an idiot on Instagram again after 1 goal.

I like his post about a tough year etc, but why bring extra attention to yourself with the silly shite videos?

Because he’s a massive %@#$&!

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Manchester United midfielder Jesse Lingard says he was "lost as a player and person" during the 2019-20 season.

Lingard, who was limited to just nine Premier League starts, says the recent campaign had been "difficult for so many reasons".

"I never wanted to give up," Lingard posted on Instagram. "I knew who I really was on and off the pitch.

"I knew having been there before I could get there again. It meant working harder than I'd ever done before."

Talking like he's f***ing turned it round

I don't mind the lad and appreciate he's had a few personal issues, but he'd have been better served with a simple Tweet congratulating the team for getting 3rd. It's as if he has put himself out there as the decisive player on Sunday.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Yeah I think / hope Ole will get rid in the summer (or whenever the end of seasons is)...

As has been said, scored one lucky goal at the weekend and he thinks shares in his pissy 'brand' will go through the roof. Don't like the bloke one bit.

Contrast with someone like Bruno.

Remembering him getting subbed at Villa, all pissed off because he didnt play so well, but had still scored in a 3-0 win.

Knows he can do more.

Meanwhile, this little fart scores a tap in to avoid NO GOALS OR ASSIST IN A WHOLE LEAGUE CAMPAIGN AS AN ATTACKING PLAYER and he's doing his stupid Mo Farah style JL thing and going all £#%&!ing Dear Diedre on Instagram the next day

Bye.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Contrast with someone like Bruno.

Remembering him getting subbed at Villa, all pissed off because he didnt play so well, but had still scored in a 3-0 win.

Knows he can do more.

Meanwhile, this little fart scores a tap in to avoid NO GOALS OR ASSIST IN A WHOLE LEAGUE CAMPAIGN AS AN ATTACKING PLAYER and he's doing his stupid Mo Farah style JL thing and going all £#%&!ing Dear Diedre on Instagram the next day

Bye.

State. (him not you)

He's got Everton written all over him.

He's finished here

Originally Posted by History

He's got Everton written all over him.

He's finished here

Imagine him and Tom Davies together.

Beans-ing their way round Lime St dressed like £#%&!ing Holmes and Watson.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Imagine him and Tom Davies together.

Beans-ing their way round Lime St dressed like £#%&!ing Holmes and Watson.

Tom Davies is actually cool, Lingard is a £#%&!ing fraud....

You can track our progress with how little he’s played recently. Just proving to be a bit of a stubborn floater and requires a thorough flushing.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Tom Davies is actually cool, Lingard is a £#%&!ing fraud....

U wot mate?

Originally Posted by windy waffles

U wot mate?

£#%&!ing D'Artagnan over here

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Tom Davies is actually cool, Lingard is a £#%&!ing fraud....

He has his own style, I'll give him that.