Jon Obi Mikel and Danny Drinkwater Incoming

mikel hasn't looked too bad the last couple of years when i've seen chelsea (not very often ;-}). could be a decent stop gap water-carrier if he can get to the pace straight away. if he can't then he'll get pelters and disappear...

the bit about getting clearance to spend made me laugh - we've thrown about half a £#%&!ing billion at it ffs. how much easier do they want it to be?

#MIKELBACK

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Saged this months ago iirc

You couldn't sage a Sunday dinner you @#%&!

Originally Posted by puressence

You couldn't sage a Sunday dinner you @#%&!

shots fired

Originally Posted by puressence

You couldn't sage a Sunday dinner you c***

Damn.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Saged this months ago iirc

£#%&! off

To be fair to Fergie and Gill, they were talking about when we had a manager who could sign players for less than £30million and win the league, not when we've spent £#%&!ing fortunes to hover between 4th and 7th.

Originally Posted by Marlon Van Baron

According the soaraway Sun Utd are spending £32m on Drinkwater and Mikel

Sack him if true

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Saged this months ago iirc

Get stuffed

Originally Posted by itisme_panaflex

The left leg.

If the body as a whole represents the affection I have for the sport;
All were left with is a headless corpse twitching in a ditch it dug for itself. Don't even know how it's still twitching tbh

Its nor really twitching. Its the maggots crawling under the skin

Originally Posted by Baron

There is no £#%&!ing way that John @#%&!ing Obi @#%&!ing Mikel the @#%&! is as good a player as any of the shit@#%&!s we're currently not playing.

Schneiderlin might be a mincing pissbag, but he's a better footballer than Mikel.

Bastian might have the turning circle of an oil tanker & want more touches than Savile in a nursery, but he's a better footballer than Mikel.

Fellaini is a @#%&!.

Forget it. What's the £#%&!ing point in getting in players that are shit? Mikel is shit. Proper, proper shit.

I'm not acknowledging Drinkwater.

That is a top quality rant.

Drinkwater

they have just plucked that name out of nowhere

Originally Posted by Buck

#MIKELBACK

I remember there was such an uproar about him and the ethics of how chelsea obtained him. The tug of war and disputes he created...something about a briefcase full of money was also mentioned...

In the end, united sign carrick , ronaldo turns shit hot and makes us league challengers again and mikel turned out to be shit,

If either of these two, or both for that matter sign for Manchester United then I am £#%&!ing done. It's been dawn of the shit@#%&!s for about 10 years now

Originally Posted by Baron

There is no £#%&!ing way that John c***ing Obi c***ing Mikel the c*** is as good a player as any of the shitc***s we're currently not playing.

Schneiderlin might be a mincing pissbag, but he's a better footballer than Mikel.

Bastian might have the turning circle of an oil tanker & want more touches than Savile in a nursery, but he's a better footballer than Mikel.

Fellaini is a c***.

Forget it. What's the £#%&!ing point in getting in players that are shit? Mikel is shit. Proper, proper shit.

I'm not acknowledging Drinkwater.

Originally Posted by elephantstone

Drinkwater

they have just plucked that name out of nowhere

timperley lad, top red

Please god no.

What the actual £#%&!?

Jon obi @#%&!ing mikel? god almighty this is like some nightmare isn't it.

Who's next Saloman Kalou?

Jose has worked with the lad for years and if he thinks Mikel is what we need then so be it. I have a feeling Jose knows a bit about the football and we have to trust him.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

mikel hasn't looked too bad the last couple of years when i've seen chelsea (not very often ;-}). could be a decent stop gap water-carrier if he can get to the pace straight away.

maybe we could buy a right back and let valencia play there.

£#%&! off with the mikel %@#$&!s. he is a @#%&!. he is shit. he's £#%&!ed us around before. how many £#%&!ing reasons do you want? he £#%&!ing struggles to pass water.