The Sunday Dinnoh 24th April 2022 Thread

I paired it with half an easter egg. Proper good grub. All the food groups (except protein... I should have bought a peanut M&M easter egg thinking about it)

#realfood

You lot should be thanking me on behalf of your kids for doing my part towards a sustainable future, but nooooo....

Originally Posted by NedKelly

the more I look the worse it gets. f***ing hell drex, I feel genuine sympathy for your toilet tonight.

He’s gonna need a trowel & a sick bag to take care of that or it’ll be a danger to shipping.

Originally Posted by Baron

He’s gonna need a trowel & a sick bag to take care of that or it’ll be a danger to shipping.

There's no chance of a ride in your Porche then I take it?

Originally Posted by Drexl

You lot should be thanking me on behalf of your kids for doing my part towards a sustainable future, but nooooo....

I'd honestly rather they died....

Get it out the way......it's making my gip..

Like scar had a brother but he was vegan, translucent and needed a good feed, Scars negative...

This place man...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

I'd honestly rather they died....

Get it out the way......it's making my gip..

Like scar had a brother but he was vegan, translucent and needed a good feed, Scars negative...

This place man...

no wonder I'm seeing ghosts in the local cemetery.

"oh he smells like rotting vegetation, he must be one of us"

Vegetables Opening doors that cannot be shut

Originally Posted by Drexl

There's no chance of a ride in your Porche then I take it?

No, because I sold it 18 months ago. If I hadn’t, still no.

Originally Posted by Sharders

Looks like the contents of an old peoples' home hoover bag.

Originally Posted by Sharders

Looks like the contents of an old peoples' home hoover bag.

Today I shall be using the water I used to boil the sunday-dinnoh veg as a stock for a vegetable rice dish.

BOOM the joy is never ending

Originally Posted by Drexl

Today I shall be using the water I used to boil the sunday-dinnoh veg as a stock for a vegetable rice dish.

BOOM the joy is never ending

Please don't! Otherwise your mix would shame Chernobyl so much on a radioactive scale. Your Gaff will need a dome constructing over it!

Originally Posted by Street Magician

Please don't! Otherwise your mix would shame Chernobyl so much on a radioactive scale. Your Gaff will need a dome constructing over it!

you have a point there tbf.

I should find a way of bottling the methane and powering my car with it. You will be sent 10% stock in my new company

Originally Posted by Drexl

you have a point there tbf.

I should find a way of bottling the methane and powering my car with it. You will be sent 10% stock in my new company

Or you could weaponise it and send it to the Ukrainians... war over in minutes as the Russian army would be wiped out in seconds and you'd be a hero.

Originally Posted by Street Magician

Or you could weaponise it and send it to the Ukrainians... war over in minutes as the Russian army would be wiped out in seconds and you'd be a hero.

it's like that Wilfred Owen poem Dulce et Decorum Est

Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime.—
As he managed to say: Bloody hell Drex, it's like the contents of an old folk's home hoover bag!