Whats for Tea: CORONA LOCKDOWN SPECIAL

mince with liquorice laces?

Originally Posted by ScarFace

you eat your tea at the allotment?

You philistines.

Its black bean spaghetti with a superb Bolognese i made.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

You philistines.

Its black bean spaghetti with a superb Bolognese i made.

Seriously, what's it like?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Seriously, what's it like?

Erm...

Well if you can get over the fact its jet black and cost £3 per portion, then its maybe classed as "ok".

I bought £40 when corona first happened. I've still got £30 worth left. That should tell you everything.

Ah, thanks.

Was sort of hoping it was a "must try", but never mind.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

You moved on to eating weekly now?

Scar I honestly don't get it. Let's say, for arguments sake, keto 'works', is it really worth sacrificing one of the few pleasures in life (edible, palatable) food for it?

I'm absolute f***ing desperate for you to have a cream cake pal

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

I'm absolute f***ing desperate for you to have a cream cake pal

3 weeks i come off for 2 weeks. The teas will improve then.

Expect such classics as "half a loaf of bread with a can of soup" & "ten bags of crisps"

Actually i'll more xmas based. I've already bought 2 family size xmas puddings, a stollen with rum in it ( im gunna try it toasted, as i think its shit )...etc etc you get the idea.

Looking forward to it

Stollen is lit my friend

I've had stollen a few times, and have always been underwhelmed by it tbh.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

I've had stollen a few times, and have always been underwhelmed by it tbh.

That's because it doesn't think it's a doughnut.

din dins ready....

Originally Posted by ScarFace

din dins ready....

Are they keto friendly sausages?

Looks like the aftermath of a chainsaw meeting a hand in rubber gardening gloves.

Originally Posted by Carlton

Are they keto friendly sausages?

1 carb each PAL. Bratwurst are the best keto sausage imo as they're twice as big but same low carbs.

5 was a bit much doh.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Looks like the aftermath of a chainsaw meeting a hand in rubber gardening gloves.

Dont talk about your mum like that m8 !

Just had a couple of lamb chop bones and wolfed down a tin of food just 2 minutes ago and now i'm going to try a bit of hypnotism and emotional blackmail to get some of that chicken Thai red curry .

Originally Posted by rubbernecker

Just had a couple of lamb chop bones and wolfed down a tin of food just 2 minutes ago and now i'm going to try a bit of hypnotism and emotional blackmail to get some of that chicken Thai red curry .

I call BS

No way the dog typed that.

Originally Posted by AK14

I call BS

No way the dog typed that.

On behalf of the dog obvs but the hypnotism thing is very real.Just found myself giving it some chicken for no reason

Glad it doesn't know what Scopolamine is or I'd starve to death

Originally Posted by rubbernecker

On behalf of the dog obvs but the hypnotism thing is very real.Just found myself giving it some chicken for no reason

Glad it doesn't know what Scopolamine is or I'd starve to death

Thanks for clearing that up pal.