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Unread 28-11-2022, 07:25 PM
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The 54321 countdown before kick off in the World Cup

f***ing crowd participation ****ers
 
Unread 28-11-2022, 08:04 PM
est.1878
 
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women picked out in the crowd holding their flag in front of them and not above so unable to see what their body is like
 
Unread 29-11-2022, 12:17 PM
est.1878
 
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Anyone over 35 in nightclubs.
 
Unread 01-12-2022, 06:30 PM
est.1878
 
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'Card only ' places, even when i only have a card on me
 
Unread 01-12-2022, 06:34 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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Anyone over 35 in nightclubs.

Do they even still exist?!
 
Unread 01-12-2022, 06:44 PM
no fun
 
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'Card only ' places, even when i only have a card on me
Got caught out with this in chorlton (f***ing typical)

Stood my ground and insisted they had a legal duty to accept cash

Barmaid got the manager (checked shirt, piercings, large beard) who explained the policy was in place to deter robberies

Went elsewhere
 
Unread 01-12-2022, 06:50 PM
est.1878
 
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Do they even still exist?!
Was in one in the other week and 100pc felt like a registered p***o the whole time

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Barmaid got the manager (checked shirt, piercings, large beard) who explained the policy was in place to deter robberies
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Is it actual legal duty? Isn't the pay in pennies thing a wum
Anyway, how many robberies per year in the whole chorlton? One maybe. .more likely to stop sticky finger staff. Full disclosure against my argument - actually know someone who got tied up overnight in one of the pubs there
 
Unread 01-12-2022, 06:56 PM
no fun
 
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Was in one in the other week and 100pc felt like a registered p***o the whole time



Is it actual legal duty? Isn't the pay in pennies thing a wum
Anyway, how many robberies per year in the whole chorlton? One maybe. .more likely to stop sticky finger staff. Full disclosure against my argument - actually know someone who got tied up overnight in one of the pubs there
Dunno I was try to blag him
 
Unread 02-12-2022, 05:39 PM
est.1878
 
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The Costa coffee big cup things looking like, but not being, bins
 
Unread 05-12-2022, 12:43 PM
est.1878
 
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Colleagues getting caught out by the blatant IT phising test emails
 
Unread 05-12-2022, 12:45 PM
92ToBury
 
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Colleagues getting caught out by the blatant IT phising test emails
Especially when they had corporate cyber security training last month.
 
Unread 05-12-2022, 01:04 PM
est.1878
 
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Especially when they had corporate cyber security training last month.
We can have no complaints when the robots make us surplus
 
Unread 05-12-2022, 01:20 PM
Finport Red
 
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“Other ………. are also available” used by every dull, gormless tv and radio presenter every time they mention a brand name, given with a self congratulatory smirk, like they’ve just delivered the funniest catchphrase ever.






 
Unread 05-12-2022, 01:22 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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Was in one in the other week and 100pc felt like a registered p***o the whole time

Not sure if this counts but I somehow ended up in 42's just before covid hit...

I was pissed when I walked in... sober when I walked out.
 
Unread 05-12-2022, 01:27 PM
est.1878
 
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Not sure if this counts but I somehow ended up in 42's just before covid hit...

I was pissed when I walked in... sober when I walked out.
Didnt know the had an overnight cell etc
 
Unread 05-12-2022, 01:35 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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Didnt know the had an overnight cell etc
in retrospect would have rather spent the night in the clink
 
Unread 05-12-2022, 01:43 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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My wife asking me to bring her something when we’re equidistant apart.

GET IT YOURSELF!
 
Unread 05-12-2022, 01:45 PM
Sapien
 
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My wife asking me to bring her something when we’re equidistant apart.

GET IT YOURSELF!
Muttered under your breath as you pass it to her?

 
Unread 05-12-2022, 01:46 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Muttered under your breath as you pass it to her?

I just say “gimme a sec” and then don’t do it.
 
Unread 05-12-2022, 01:48 PM
Poop
 
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"If you have been effected by issues in this programme...."

Is there any bloody tv show that doesn't have that announcement in its closing credits these days?

It'll be on f***ing Teletubbies next.
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