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Unread 16-07-2019, 12:35 PM
est.1878
 
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Having a piss in the pool showers and the shower stopping abruptly
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 12:44 PM
messhead
 
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Stayed at my dads recently after he had an operation. Was only there for a few days and on the first night I noticed someone was listening to Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits. Nothing particularly irritating about it, could only hear it once I turned the tv off to go to sleep and it was being played at a perfectly reasonable volume. Anyway, I wake up the next morning, and I can still hear it being played. Gradually, as the next couple of days go by I notice it more and more. Constant droning, the plodding beat, and that guitar lick going on and on in my head. Several days later and it has gnawed away at me. It was infuriating by the end. Who listens to the same song four days straight on repeat?

I can still hear it now.

We're the sultans
We're the sultans of swing
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 12:49 PM
Patty_b
 
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Stayed at my dads recently after he had an operation. Was only there for a few days and on the first night I noticed someone was listening to Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits. Nothing particularly irritating about it, could only hear it once I turned the tv off to go to sleep and it was being played at a perfectly reasonable volume. Anyway, I wake up the next morning, and I can still hear it being played. Gradually, as the next couple of days go by I notice it more and more. Constant droning, the plodding beat, and that guitar lick going on and on in my head. Several days later and it has gnawed away at me. It was infuriating by the end. Who listens to the same song four days straight on repeat?

I can still hear it now.

We're the sultans
We're the sultans of swing
Someone who's probably dead to be honest mate. Probably sat bloated in a chair with a burnt out bifter in one hand, and his c**k in the other.
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 12:51 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Someone who's probably dead to be honest mate. Probably sat bloated in a chair with a burnt out bifter in one hand, and his c**k in the other.
Poop?
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 12:54 PM
windy waffles
 
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Having a piss in the pool showers and the shower stopping abruptly
You disgusting pig.
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 12:57 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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Waiters not bringing your change back quickly enough.

Once Iíve eaten and paid I want out of there ASAP ffs.
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 01:14 PM
windy waffles
 
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Waiters not bringing your change back quickly enough.

Once Iíve eaten and paid I want out of there ASAP ffs.
It's because if it's in change, the waiter gets to keep the money to themselves. If you pay on card, the tips are shared between all staff (I learnt recently). I suspect they take their time so you get bored and bugger off leaving said change.
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 01:19 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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It's because if it's in change, the waiter gets to keep the money to themselves. If you pay on card, the tips are shared between all staff (I learnt recently). I suspect they take their time so you get bored and bugger off leaving said change.
Scum. Subhuman scum.
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 01:46 PM
Patty_b
 
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Poop?
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 02:00 PM
andyroo
 
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He likes Dire Straits? I knew he was a sick puppy but this is too far.
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 02:00 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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Having a piss in the pool showers and the shower stopping abruptly
You f***ing savage.
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 02:07 PM
andyroo
 
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You f***ing savage.
Least he waits til he hits the showers. Quite civilised.
 
Unread 16-07-2019, 03:50 PM
est.1878
 
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Least he waits til he hits the showers. .
Only occasionally tbf
 
Unread 18-07-2019, 10:59 AM
waynes ear's
 
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pensioners.

racist, brexit voting, disgusting f***ing c***s.

A seriously cold long winter is needed. f*** them all
 
Unread 18-07-2019, 11:01 AM
dunk
 
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Bruised/Fractured Sternum
 
Unread 18-07-2019, 11:04 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Bruised/Fractured Sternum


done that myself pal
 
Unread 18-07-2019, 06:13 PM
no fun
 
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pensioners.

racist, brexit voting, disgusting f***ing c***s.

A seriously cold long winter is needed. f*** them all
Harsh on ged
 
Unread 18-07-2019, 06:47 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Harsh on ged
Not far behind yourself. Think on
 
Unread 18-07-2019, 06:54 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Harsh on ged
Is he a racist Brexiteer?
 
Unread 18-07-2019, 07:06 PM
no fun
 
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Not far behind yourself. Think on


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Is he a racist Brexiteer?
Heís not racist

Donít think he got a vote due to mental incapacity
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