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Unread 29-06-2019, 08:57 AM
dunk
 
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Love tomato’s, they improve everything they’re involved in; burger, sandwich, salad etc.
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 09:27 AM
waynes ear's
 
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People eating on trains.

Long distances fair enough but a short 20 minute commuter ride? Wait until you get home to eat your Greggs pasty you disgusting f***ing pig
Would gladly kick f*** out of all commuters tbh
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 12:40 PM
Cream
 
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tomatoes in burgers by default.

Does anyone else bin them? every time for me.

why would I want them in? the taste is then 90% tomato.
OTOH. People who remove gherkins want a good f***ing shoeing.

I love them though, coz I get the gherkin.
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 12:53 PM
Child of Darkness
 
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People interrupting nap time
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 12:59 PM
Sparky***
 
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I don’t get why they have to fill sandwiches/burgers nowadays so they’re almost impossible to eat. .
because america does it and what they do, we follow like f***ing sheep.
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 01:02 PM
Fat Al
 
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People interrupting nap time
That's a perfectly reasonable one TBH.
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 03:38 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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Ditherers at cash machines. You have to press about 7 or 8 buttons in quick succession. The process shouldn't be taking five f***ing minutes. At least get your card out of your wallet before you get there. You didn't even withdraw anything. You f***ing mong.



Yep - I heard someone in the customer services department say it to a colleague. Cringe.
Almost always women. Disgusting f***wittery.
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 03:59 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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Love tomato’s, they improve everything they’re involved in; burger, sandwich, salad etc.
Top tip dunk. Save a lot of money by just eating tomatoes. That's all you're gonna taste by putting it on everything
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 05:01 PM
Ethers
 
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Love tomato’s, they improve everything they’re involved in; burger, sandwich, salad etc.
Sex?
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 05:12 PM
Clownbones
 
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'Party' as a verb.
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 05:32 PM
dunk
 
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Sex?
Hmm, never considered that tbh..
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 05:32 PM
andyroo
 
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Sex?
Let's call the whole thing off
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 05:33 PM
dunk
 
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Top tip dunk. Save a lot of money by just eating tomatoes. That's all you're gonna taste by putting it on everything
I’ve never found that
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 05:42 PM
big chief
 
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Would gladly kick f*** out of all commuters tbh
So you work from home?
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 05:53 PM
waynes ear's
 
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So you work from home?
yes
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 05:56 PM
Cream
 
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People interrupting nap time
Not really people, are they?

Entities of some sort.
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 06:11 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Almost always women. Disgusting f***wittery.
Its just a variant of the age old "WHAT?? I'm at the counter/checkout and I need my PURSE out!!??!!??" gambit
 
Unread 29-06-2019, 06:40 PM
andyroo
 
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I don't mind them so much as the c***s who won't break off their really f***ing important phone call long enough to concentrate in their ATM use/dealings with the checkout, which always draws the process out. c***s. Shootable c***s.
 
Unread 02-07-2019, 10:11 AM
windy waffles
 
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People at work with names spelt different just for difference sake.

Lad I know is called Darren and spells his name Daren...

Why?

To be fair, it's his parents fault but he has had to spend the rest of his life saying: 'Darren, with one 'R'...

Utterly pointless and his parents need a shoeing.
 
Unread 02-07-2019, 10:16 AM
Patty_b
 
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People at work with names spelt different just for difference sake.

Lad I know is called Darren and spells his name Daren...

Why?

To be fair, it's his parents fault but he has had to spend the rest of his life saying: 'Darren, with one 'R'...

Utterly pointless and his parents need a shoeing.
One of my highschool mates called 'Thomas' decided that 'Tom' didn't quite cut it anymore, and decided the actual short version of his name is Thom. We all asked the same question as you: 'Why?'

If his social media is anything to go by, he still keeps the charade up now into his 30's.
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