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Unread 06-10-2014, 01:25 PM
Child of Darkness
 
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My uncle did too. Of a particularly cold night he used to shit in a bucket and throw it out the window under the cover of foul smelling darkness.
quality - imagine if you were coming in late one night and got that in the face
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 01:30 PM
Poop
 
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We used to see them hardened on the footpath on the way to school of a frosty morning. All the other kids used to warn eachother not to step in the dogshit.

Dirty, DIRTY bastard.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 01:34 PM
Child of Darkness
 
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We used to see them hardened on the footpath on the way to school of a frosty morning. All the other kids used to warn eachother not to step in the dogshit.

Dirty, DIRTY bastard.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 05:48 PM
Thomo90
 
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The only acceptable bathroom beverage is the shower beer.

Nothing beats getting home after footy in the summer. Cracking open a cold one and jumping in the shower
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 05:52 PM
Poop
 
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The only acceptable bathroom beverage is the shower beer.

Nothing beats getting home after footy in the summer. Cracking open a cold one and jumping in the shower
Shut up.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 05:57 PM
HotChip
 
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Me nan had an outside lav till about the late 90's
Its like that old joke, the old days before barbys etc...

Before we were cultured, we used to shit outside and eat inside.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:40 PM
Crumps
 
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The only acceptable bathroom beverage is the shower beer.

Nothing beats getting home after footy in the summer. Cracking open a cold one and jumping in the shower
Sounds like something off a carling advert.

 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:49 PM
Thomo90
 
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Sounds like something off a carling advert.

Wouldn't touch carling. Works best with a peroni
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:59 PM
boreez
 
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Can people actually smell their own shite whilst going though? I never can, however if I leave the room and go back in for something I get the full blown smell then. Strange.
Your arse must be big enough to form a seal on the toilet.

Food in the bog? Don't shit where you eat son.

And vice versa.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:07 PM
taff
 
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