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Unread 19-11-2008, 06:56 PM
Grimson
 
Default Playing football tonight at 10pm

Supposed to be 27 F (minus 3 celsius).

Gonna look like this:

 
Unread 19-11-2008, 06:58 PM
armchair
 
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They should probably play last man back just in case.
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 06:59 PM
Sparky***
 
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That's why I love New York. PROPER seasons. Not just varying degrees of rain like here.
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 07:06 PM
Sloppy
 
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Originally Posted by Grimson
Supposed to be 27 F (minus 3 celsius).

Gonna look like this:

And this

 
Unread 19-11-2008, 07:11 PM
Grimson
 
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I love that gif. Is it real? Is that kid's head really that big? And yes, that's likely how it will go. My team is awful and I'm old.
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 07:13 PM
thatsfuctit
 
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I love that gif. Is it real? Is that kid's head really that big? And yes, that's likely how it will go. My team is awful and I'm old.
is it a kids head on Jim Leighton?
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 07:18 PM
Sloppy
 
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I love that gif. Is it real? Is that kid's head really that big? And yes, that's likely how it will go. My team is awful and I'm old.
Not sure ive never seen the original.It looks like it could be off some advert from the 70s/80s.
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 07:29 PM
Sparky***
 
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I think he's a midget, lads.
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 07:33 PM
Grimson
 
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Oh shit, I think you're right Sparky.
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 07:46 PM
hopkins
 
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Footy in cold weather = Button mushroom
Footy in cold weather and rain = Button mushroom on a bed of seaweed
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 07:48 PM
thatsfuctit
 
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Oh shit, I think you're right Sparky.

give him a bald head and a goatee, and he'd pass for barthez
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 07:49 PM
Sparky***
 
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Footy in cold weather = Button mushroom
Footy in cold weather and rain = Button mushroom on a bed of seaweed


I was playing 5 a side the other night and it was cold, not freezing, but cold enough.

I blocked a shot with my genitals and it felt like they were on fire.
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 07:52 PM
wiganste
 
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I was playing 5 a side the other night and it was cold, not freezing, but cold enough.

I blocked a shot with my genitals and it felt like they were on fire.
There's nothing worse than taking one in the nads. When I used to play, I got them in the plums on a regular basis. One time, a shot was going through my legs but because I spread myself quite well, the ball cannoned off my balls and dropped me like a sack of shit. I honestly thought I was going to poo myself because it felt like I'd lost control of my entire body.

Did I get sympathy from my team mates? If you call them all lying on the floor pissing themselves sympathy, then yes I did.

Btw, I saved the shot.
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 07:55 PM
thatsfuctit
 
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There's nothing worse than taking one in the nads. When I used to play, I got them in the plums on a regular basis. One time, a shot was going through my legs but because I spread myself quite well, the ball cannoned off my balls and dropped me like a sack of shit. I honestly thought I was going to poo myself because it felt like I'd lost control of my entire body.

Did I get sympathy from my team mates? If you call them all lying on the floor pissing themselves sympathy, then yes I did.

Btw, I saved the shot.

Nothing worse for the recipient
Nothing funnier for those witnessing it.
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 08:30 PM
waynes ear's
 
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And this

that "mini grimmers" gif is hilarious
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 08:38 PM
Grimson
 
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Game's been cancelled. I am something less than heartbroken.
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 08:46 PM
Sparky***
 
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Game's been cancelled. I am something less than heartbroken.
I was in New York City in Jan 07. I bowled out of JFK without a jacket on wearing a t-shirt, thinking 'ahhh how cold can it be?' I was stood waiting for a cab for a total of 15 mins before I cracked and opened my suitcase to get it out.
 
Unread 19-11-2008, 08:48 PM
TreeFiddy
 
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Game's been cancelled. I am something less than heartbroken.
Seems your team mates are pretty pleased too.

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