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Unread 14-05-2022, 06:40 PM
rustling jimmies
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
It was Maguire and Mctominay.

Staff canteen. Classic ‘can I take this chair/is anyone using this chair’ miscommunication.

All fine til Elanga muttered ‘Ha tit’. Maguire thought it was was Mctominay, never thought Elanga had it in him.

All kicked off from there. Real battle of the bastards stuff.

Ralf tried to calm them with some graphs but to no avail. Fred grinned through the whole thing. Nobody was watching Jones and he got in the gravy.

All fine now, but they lost Milk Time for a week.
U wot m8
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 06:44 PM
The Stella Fella
 
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Originally Posted by Switching Off
Stoney's already said
Elanga is not a “Senior” player pol
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 08:42 PM
Zorg
 
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Apparently it was Jesper Olsen and Remi Moses.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 08:45 PM
Selhurst Samurai
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
It was Maguire and Mctominay.

Staff canteen. Classic ‘can I take this chair/is anyone using this chair’ miscommunication.

All fine til Elanga muttered ‘Ha tit’. Maguire thought it was was Mctominay, never thought Elanga had it in him.

All kicked off from there. Real battle of the bastards stuff.

Ralf tried to calm them with some graphs but to no avail. Fred grinned through the whole thing. Nobody was watching Jones and he got in the gravy.

All fine now, but they lost Milk Time for a week.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 08:52 PM
Coracao
 
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Originally Posted by NedKelly
All he did was post a smiley mate
Just be thankful he kept it to a sentence instead of a paragraph.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 09:40 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Originally Posted by Coracao
Just be thankful he kept it to a sentence instead of a paragraph.
Harsh on Ethers. Always find his posts succinctly shite.
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 01:00 AM
Blomq15
 
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Papers running with Rangnick being weak for not being able to de-escalate the scrap and having to end training early.
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 10:11 AM
The taste of syphillis
 
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Originally Posted by Blomq15
Papers running with Rangnick being weak for not being able to de-escalate the scrap and having to end training early.
Yep , considering he’s got one meaningless game left to plan for the veins and blood pressure should have been bulging all over his head
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 10:36 AM
dunk
 
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United’s social media team posts ‘Ralf overseeing training’ on Instagram today


Someone is definitely on a wum.
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 11:32 AM
Joe Biden
 
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So it was maguire giving lingard a slap then confirmed.

Battle of the shit c***s.
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 11:50 AM
Blomq15
 
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So it was maguire giving lingard a slap then confirmed.

Battle of the shit c***s.
Really?
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 12:13 PM
no fun
 
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Originally Posted by Joe Biden
So it was maguire giving lingard a slap then confirmed.

Battle of the shit c***s.
If it’s true then I can forgive the turns like an oil tanker/ looks like the result of a brother&sister relationship/ bribing Greek cops/ worst header of a ball since ken bigley/ national anthem shouting Yorkshire bastard
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 12:34 PM
Joe Biden
 
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Started when lingard told ragnick not to involve him at all in the Palace match.

I'm no fan of Maguire but you can imagine lingard turning all gangster bouncing round with the gun fingers. Hope he give him a serious dig.
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 01:05 PM
Jethro
 
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My estimation of Maguire has gone up 0.5%
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 01:09 PM
NedKelly
 
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We need to build the defence around Maguire.

#mycaptain #myking
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 01:09 PM
andyroo
 
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First he has the shits when he isn't picked against Brentford. Now he asks not to be picked. You don't get it do you, Lingard you shit p****. You don't get to pick the team.
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 01:12 PM
Ethers
 
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It wasn’t Lingard and Maguire

That theory is based on a f***ing Facebook post ffs.
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 01:12 PM
Bobda
 
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Thick on thick crime.
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 01:20 PM
Denis Irwell
 
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Wait for the pre-match presser.

Ralf will clear it up “it vas das little schitt, Lingart”.
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 01:42 PM
tatty
 
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I hope the whole squad has beat themselves senseless.
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