rooney to barca rumour

why do people bother

just had an email from some tit client saying his business partner had dinner with rooneys management last night and its nailed on

i told him to #@&%! off fwiw

I could see Rooney going somewhere like Barca eventually tbh.

oh aye.

Just out of interest, did they mention a fee?

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

I could see Rooney going somewhere like Barca eventually tbh.

I couldn't.

He will retire at United.

Lifelong Barca fan apparently.

Originally Posted by dodger

oh aye.

Just out of interest, did they mention a fee?

no but he's got £100 on it at 66-1, he seems to see this as proof positive

---------messi------------zlatan------------rooney

Gotta pay the debt somehow.

Who could we get for free to replace him? Emile Heskey?

We've had his best years so I'd be more than happy to ship him out. I wouldn't blame him for swapping Manchester for sunny Barcelona. Good luck to him I say.

Originally Posted by marlo

---------messi------------zlatan------------rooney

shit, didn't mention it was to replace zlatan. apparently the barca coaches think they have made a major mistake with him and want rooney as he is far more versatile for their system

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Gotta pay the debt somehow.

Who could we get for free to replace him? Emile Heskey?

Hopefully Crouch will be on a free after his latest robotics

Originally Posted by Billy Baroo

shit, didn't mention it was to replace zlatan. apparently the barca coaches think they have made a major mistake with him and want rooney as he is far more versatile for their system

zlatan has been a revelation for them.

He will never play for Barcelona, nor will Barcelona ever try to sign him IMO.

Originally Posted by marlo

zlatan has been a revelation for them.

this is off topic but for the money they spent on him and the fact that they let eto'o go the other way, in what way does his form constitute a revelation?

Originally Posted by Billy Baroo

this is off topic but for the money they spent on him and the fact that they let eto'o go the other way, in what way does his form constitute a revelation?

top of the league, zlatan scoring goals, playing good football.

they got their man. and as we have said last season it not the price of the player thats important ...or do we only say that to justify pissing up money on mr flicks?

Originally Posted by marlo

top of the league, zlatan scoring goals, playing good football.

they got their man. and as we have said last season it not the price of the player thats important ...or do we only say that to justify pissing up money on mr flicks?

we are talking about the definition of 'revelation'

keep up at the back

Also,are they playing better football and scoring more goals than last year when they won 2 reasonably big trophies?

Very few of you will agree with me but Zlatan is the best striker in the world. He has everything, pace,strength, touch, skill, goals.

His critics argue he doesn't score in the big games. Watch him go this season. 40 goals in all competitions is what I reckon he will get.

Zlat is scoring for fun whereas Wayne isn't. Looks like united slipped up again. Just cos Wayne is some scally from the English estates we revere him whereas we never quite trust as much the more skillful some say effeminate continental frontman ala Berbs or Zlat.

Sorry, is this thread not about Rooney? Why the £#%&! has it descended into yet another tedious Zlatan love in/slag off

Oh, and he's going nowhere btw

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

Sorry, is this thread not about Rooney? Why the £#%&! has it descended into yet another tedious Zlatan love in/slag off :yawn:

Oh, and he's going nowhere btw

Pertinent question. The answer lies in....actually it just lies.

And I would have thought a church going man would know all about revalations