What the hell Chris Smalling

Anderson's fatah!!

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

This season

Going well isn't it?

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

not another one......ffs

Missed the smily tbf

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Going well isn't it?

bet it was wee jimmy lumsden's idea, he's such a bloody card!

Originally Posted by taff

on current form he'd probably just shank the bomb into touch.

Or have Per Mertesacker simply take it away from him with superior movement and alertness

Something to whip the ABU's into a frenzy.

Good.

nice couple. not surprised tbh.

Originally Posted by Thrush

Something to whip the ABU's into a frenzy.

Good.

Yes, Abu Hamza, Abu Qatada etc.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

bet it was wee jimmy lumsden's idea, he's such a bloody card!

Never mind what Smalling has got up to, what is offensive is his mere presence at the club :shakehead:

It kind of makes sense when you think about it

He generally treats the ball at his feet as if it's a ticking time bomb

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Yes, Abu Hamza, Abu Qatada etc.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Yes, Abu Hamza, Abu Qatada etc.

Smalling wtf indeed. Not cool. Is that a big pile of beer cans by his side as well?

Didn't spot the bottles of jäger tbf. He's a jäger-bomb. I like it

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

I assume this is from the Christmas party?



I can't imagine he just posted it on twitter

Phil Neville did.

Delighted for the lad - nice to see there was always a cheeky, fun loving personality behind the previously convincing disguise of a lanky, gormless cockney @#%&!.

Unlike most on here, I think the guy is a superb player. Never a fullback though.

Originally Posted by rogieop

just seen it, piers morgan wants him sacked

judging by his performances this season he should wear his costume onto the pitch and actually blow himself up...

Had anyone replied to Morgan with Boom! yet the horrible @#%&!

Looks like Obama