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Unread 09-01-2014, 08:46 AM
dragflick
 
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Originally Posted by bigMikeA
Ahhhh jagerbomb. That's pretty good actually.








Who. Gives. A. £#%&!. At worst it should just be on the bad jokes thread.
Yep. Some precious @#%&!s about isn't there.

'Smalling Smalling Smalling,
Oh it's Smalling of MUFC,
And he's big and he's black,
With a bomb on his back,
Oh it's Smalling of MUFC...'

 
Unread 09-01-2014, 09:08 AM
dunk
 
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How is this front page news? :shakehead:
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 09:10 AM
browser
 
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Someone should point out to Piers Morgan that our second in line to the throne once attended a fancy dress party as Hitler.
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 09:14 AM
dragflick
 
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Someone should point out to Piers Morgan that our second in line to the throne once attended a fancy dress party as Hitler.
And that fake terrorists on the front page of a newspaper is nothing new to him, of course.
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 09:17 AM
believe
 
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it's not is it.

But today's £#%&!wit laden @#%&! of a society dictates that it is.

This £#%&!ing world ffs... Kill me now
Osama's brother?
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 09:22 AM
est.1878
 
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Originally Posted by dragflick
Yep. Some precious @#%&!s about isn't there.

'Smalling Smalling Smalling,
Oh it's Smalling of MUFC,
And he's big and he's black,
With a bomb on his back,
Oh it's Smalling of MUFC...'

we'll drink a drink a drink , to smalling the king the king the king
he's al qaeda in our football team

(stolen tbh)
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 09:24 AM
jem
 
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how is his thread even getting bumped to the top of the page?
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 09:25 AM
BryanRobson'sLiver
 
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Someone should point out to Piers Morgan that our second in line to the throne once attended a fancy dress party as Hitler.
Third, but I see your point.
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 09:40 AM
believe
 
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Who gives a flying rats £#%&!?
The Sun and us, for different types of seething purposes.
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 09:44 AM
That Boy Ronaldo!
 
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Took it the wrong way when Moyes asked him to BOMB down the wing more.
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 10:05 AM
irk
 
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Originally Posted by believe
one of my favourite jokes when it's told properly.
alright, Les Dawson, keep your bow tie on.
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 10:11 AM
That Boy Ronaldo!
 
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Unread 09-01-2014, 10:14 AM
believe
 
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I see more of these coming along
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 11:17 AM
jem
 
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Third, but I see your point.
4th actually, if we're being pedantic.
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 11:25 AM
BryanRobson'sLiver
 
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4th actually, if we're being pedantic.
Oh aye, yeah. Pedantry cheerfully withdrawn.
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 12:48 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!
 
Unread 09-01-2014, 03:58 PM
BryanRobson'sLiver
 
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Well the gutter press have managed to doorstepped a 7/7 survivor for their comment, I wonder if they'll be asking Shabba Ranks what he thinks of Hitzelberber?
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