Phil Jones

Has shingles according to Stuart Pearce and out for a month.

Least he won't be playing next week, had a couple of decent games recently.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Has shingles according to Stuart Pearce and out for a month.

Least he won't be playing next week, had a couple of decent games recently.

£#%&!ing hell.

Why do our players have to get all this weird shit, can't they just get injured like every other @#%&!?

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Has shingles according to Stuart Pearce and out for a month.

that's just his face isn't it?

Painful and stays with you for life like herpes.

£#%&! a 'rum un' and its 'pow! right in the kisser'

Top red pip

It's those performance enhancing drugs we all take innit.

£#%&!ing hell. There must have been healthier lepar colonies than our medical room.

I have had shingles twice. It's nasteh. Zaps your energeh completeleh.

Had it once. No idea what the fuss is all about. Had worse ball itches.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

I have had shingols twice. It's nasteh. Zaps your energeh completeleh.

bloody Radcliffians:shakehead:

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

I have had shingles twice. It's nasteh. Zaps your energeh completeleh.

Is it adult chicken pox? How long does it take to get rid of the £#%&!oh?

Originally Posted by dragflick

Is it adult chicken pox? How long does it take to get rid of the £#%&!oh?

you dont

Originally Posted by Barcabal

you dont

Lovely.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Is it adult chicken pox? How long does it take to get rid of the £#%&!oh?

it stays in your system but the effects subside completely. affects people differently hence general #@&%!wart acting the big man.

i agree with the big man, 6 week off on full pay, £#%&! all up with me

Originally Posted by Barcabal

Painful and stays with you for life like herpes.

speaking of which, as i've never had an excuse to post it elsewhere, does anyone else read time for heroes username as time for herpes?

Originally Posted by General Woundwort

Had it once. No idea what the fuss is all about. Had worse ball itches.

You should get checked for an STD, mate.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

It's those performance enhancing drugs we all take innit.

£#%&!ing hell. There must have been healthier lepar colonies than our medical room.

Originally Posted by Camel

speaking of which, as i've never had an excuse to post it elsewhere, does anyone else read time for heroes username as time for herpes?

Was just reading through and wondering why the £#%&! I'm getting picked on when I wasn't even on here last night

Sounds like Bullshit to me. He can £#%&! off.

Gutted for Joneseh if this is true, tbh.

Despite what some morons on here think, he's done well this season after a long lay-off. He was top against Spurs and kept monkey-face Bale out of the game.

Reckon he was in the running to be selected as one of the midfield three at the Bernabeu. Oh well, I guess this is Anderson's opportunity to show us his worth, if he manages to stay fit.

Shingles ffs. :shakehead:

Apparently Giggs is a doubt with scurvy and Anderson's come down with dropsy.