Jesseh Lingard.

Lingard fires United into the CL!

Should add a few million to the fee.

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Originally Posted by utd99

Should add a few million to the fee.

Bringing it up to a few million.

What we reckon: yesterday's cheeky little pickpocket was a swan song, or a phoenix from the flames?

I actually smiled at him quite fondly yesterday. Even his goal celebration didn't make me want to spork my eyes out. Personally, I'd give him one last year to prove himself as 3rd choicer and BRRRAPPP meister extreme.

#goblinlivesmatter

Originally Posted by Drexl

What we reckon: yesterday's cheeky little pickpocket was a swan song, or a phoenix from the flames?

I actually smiled at him quite fondly yesterday. Even his goal celebration didn't make me want to spork my eyes out. Personally, I'd give him one last year to prove himself as 3rd choicer and BRRRAPPP meister extreme.

#goblinlivesmatter

One goal and no assists all season and you're giving him another year?

Originally Posted by Switching Off

One goal and no assists all season and you're giving him another year?

I know! I must be sentimental and emotional, BUT he looked like he'd bulked up and whatnot. It was a smart peice of pressing...

Ahh who am I kidding? You've done me here

Originally Posted by Drexl

What we reckon: yesterday's cheeky little pickpocket was a swan song, or a phoenix from the flames

prefer the flammable option.

Originally Posted by Drexl

What we reckon: yesterday's cheeky little pickpocket was a swan song, or a phoenix from the flames?

I actually smiled at him quite fondly yesterday. Even his goal celebration didn't make me want to spork my eyes out. Personally, I'd give him one last year to prove himself as 3rd choicer and BRRRAPPP meister extreme.

#goblinlivesmatter

behave.

lionel jessie

has something happened in his private life recently? i keep hearing /reading that he's had a difficult few months personally, but can't workout if they're just talking about him being dropped because he's shit.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

lionel jessie

has something happened in his private life recently? i keep hearing /reading that he's had a difficult few months personally, but can't workout if they're just talking about him being dropped because he's shit.

He's been homeschooling Daisy Boo for the last four months so you have to feel for the lad.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

lionel jessie

has something happened in his private life recently? i keep hearing /reading that he's had a difficult few months personally, but can't workout if they're just talking about him being dropped because he's shit.

Probably %@#$&!s tbf.

He is after some good PR after the constant shit he causes for himself.

Can't wait for him to be binned off in the summer. The fact he appointed Riola as his agent tells you all you need to know about the silly @#%&!.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Probably %@#$&!s tbf.

He is after some good PR after the constant shit he causes for himself.

Can't wait for him to be binned off in the summer. The fact he appointed Riola as his agent tells you all you need to know about the silly @#%&!.

you are allowed say @#%&!. @#%&! gets censored for guests exactly the same way.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

lionel jessie

has something happened in his private life recently? i keep hearing /reading that he's had a difficult few months personally, but can't workout if they're just talking about him being dropped because he's shit.

Lockdown proved a particularly troubling time for multi-millionaire footballer Jesse Lingard, who felt trapped as he pulled himself out of his swimming pool, traipsed through his private gym and back into the claustrophobic confines of his gigantic mansion.

Originally Posted by armchair

you are allowed say @#%&!. @#%&! gets censored for guests exactly the same way.

It's one of those words I don't like typing out fully. It's a very harsh word. Justified in this sense but even so.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

It's one of those words I don't like typing out fully. It's a very harsh word. Justified in this sense but even so.

Definition of said term in a 19th (?) century dictionary - "a nasty word for a nasty thing". Wouldn't get away with that these days.

Manchester United midfielder Jesse Lingard says he was "lost as a player and person" during the 2019-20 season.

Lingard, who was limited to just nine Premier League starts, says the recent campaign had been "difficult for so many reasons".

"I never wanted to give up," Lingard posted on Instagram. "I knew who I really was on and off the pitch.

"I knew having been there before I could get there again. It meant working harder than I'd ever done before."

Talking like he's £#%&!ing turned it round

sell him!

Little £#%&!ing gimp i hate him !

Get him sold now so he can fortnite dance somewhere else in his 30s.

Just last season? What a @#%&!