Gary Speed has died?!?!

The welsh are scousers in sheeps Clothing.....

Originally Posted by Zorg

It's a Welsh tradition I believe.

ahh yes, "Bedsteadfodd" where they hang the cadaver to cure above the marital bed

Originally Posted by irk

ahh yes, "Bedsteadfodd" where they hang the cadaver to cure above the marital bed

And the £#%&!er still hasn't given my saucepan back.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

argument so bad i slept in a car insted of one of many spare rooms yet you cant remember what is was about?

innit.

i reckon his missus did him in (allegedly).

Is Gary Speed's missus scouse by any chance?

Originally Posted by no fun

arsenal brought henry back


united brought scholes back


leeds wanted to bring speed back but he's still in suspenders

Can't they just take that shit off if it's going to be an open casket?

Clearly a swingers party. She went back for some more and he obviously wasn't impressed. Case closed.

Originally Posted by irk

smeared with what?

nutella

the keys were in gary's pocket?

edit: damn you deleting your post and leaving my reply hanging in the breeze like some kind of retired preimiership footballer

Originally Posted by irk

the keys were in gary's pocket?

edit: damn you deleting your post and leaving my reply hanging in the breeze like some kind of retired preimiership footballer

I actually bothered to read Mrs Speed's account in the Mail.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...=feeds-newsxml

It all make perfect sense now.

Shearer has 'a million friends'

Originally Posted by dunk

Shearer has 'a million friends'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtURTBLuNtg

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

innit.

i reckon his missus did him in (allegedly).

is she on Plenty of Fish yet ?

Originally Posted by dunk

Shearer has 'a million friends'

And he ranks them in order of who is most likely to kill themselves. He just isnt very good at it.

There's more to it than what's coming out in the inquest. She said they had a row after coming home from the party, but it was something trivial. She then decided to go for a drive, came back and slept in the car as she didn't want to wake her kids.



Surely she'd remember what they were arguing about if it was the last conversation they ever had? And what woman would ever sleep outside in a car rather than try and wake her husband and kids to get back inside.

Never thought of that tbh

Originally Posted by John Blazini

Never thought of that tbh

That she'd be on PlentyofFish?

I thought you'd have already arranged a meet ffs.

Slept in the car my arse

Apparently Gary had quite a thing for Midnight cowboy and My Own Private Idaho.

Shearer said in the statement: 'Gary said there were a couple of issues between him and Louise.
I said that is usual in a relationship that longstanding.'

Yep can just imagine him saying exactly that!