What are you unreasonably intolerant about?

October heat shifts

Freezing one moments, sweaty the next. People lashing the heat up to the max in shops, restaurants etc. Lay off the heating c***s.

People dressed up as a superhero with a bucket standing in the entrance of a Tesco Express asking for money. Usually Eastern European.

You know that money isn't going to charity...

Originally Posted by lindelof

People dressed up as a superhero with a bucket standing in the entrance of a Tesco Express asking for money. Usually Eastern European.

You know that money isn't going to charity...

It’ll be poppy season soon so there’ll only be more of this sort of stuff

Originally Posted by 20 times

It’ll be poppy season soon so there’ll only be more of this sort of stuff

Let it go mate......

Originally Posted by lindelof

People dressed up as a superhero with a bucket standing in the entrance of a Tesco Express asking for money. Usually Eastern European.

You know that money isn't going to charity...

it's a good way to make an extra few shillings for a night on the lash.

me and lads do it outside ikea sometimes.

Jokes on the rubes that fall for it

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Let it go mate......

People who watch a TV drama that is shown after the watershed, is preceded by warnings & is about some pretty horrific events & then the c***s act all outraged by it.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

People who watch a TV drama that is shown after the watershed, is preceded by warnings & is about some pretty horrific events & then the c***s act all outraged by it.

“Please call this number if you were impacted by the issues raised in this programme”

Originally Posted by 20 times

“Please call this number if you were impacted by the issues raised in this programme”

That's to help people....

Not to report outrage...

Ffs

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

That's to help people....

Not to report outrage...

Ffs

Jesus. Give us a call if this desperate, suicidal person's story annoyed f*** out of you.

Bloody imbecile.

Originally Posted by Throw

Jesus. Give us a call if this desperate, suicidal person's story annoyed f*** out of you.

20 Times after a PTSD heavy 'our girl'

"Hi guys, what the f*** do you think your doing, it's not a real f***ing disease, they choose to go out there, WHAT ? No I wasn't IN THE ARMY, I have very bad eyes and polio ankles...COURSE I COULD OF GOT IN, anyway, glad they're on the streets and have flashbacks..f***ing slag deserves it, from Corrie to Kabul, f*** her, f*** poppies, NFL, TAKE A KNEE BASTARDS....."


Beeeeeeeeeeep

"If you were affected by the 17th century persecution of Catholics attempting regicide & revolution, please call the following number - 01GETOVERIT"

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

20 Times after a PTSD heavy 'our girl'

"Hi guys, what the f*** do you think your doing, it's not a real f***ing disease, they choose to go out there, WHAT ? No I wasn't IN THE ARMY, I have very bad eyes and polio ankles...COURSE I COULD OF GOT IN, anyway, glad they're on the streets and have flashbacks..f***ing slag deserves it, from Corrie to Kabul, f*** her, f*** poppies, NFL, TAKE A KNEE BASTARDS....."


Beeeeeeeeeeep

I laughed tbh Bunks

Originally Posted by Fat Al

"If you were affected by the 17th century persecution of Catholics attempting regicide & revolution, please call the following number - 01GETOVERIT"

Its not really "persecution" most people were bothered tbph, more the graphic shots of them being ripped apart limb from limb and stuff

People on supermarket checkout queues who pay first and THEN put all their stuff in bags

As slowly as possible

While you're in line behind them

Die

Originally Posted by 20 times

“Please call this number if you were impacted by the issues raised in this programme”

Would be great if that number was just a recording of somebody laughing raucously at the caller

When you pour milk onto your rice krispies in the morning and they spill out over the bowl and over the table and floor

Snap, crackle and f*** YOU YOU MOTHERf***ERS more like

Washing spoons

Originally Posted by Poop

When you pour milk onto your rice krispies in the morning and they spill out over the bowl and over the table and floor

Snap, crackle and f*** YOU YOU MOTHERf***ERS more like

Worse. Eating weetobix standing up and attempting to chop one before it's absorbed sufficient amounts of milk and your spoon slams through the bix splashing milk down your front. Thanks, I was already f***ing late.