Is town on lockdown tonight?

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Same here, Jafs gaff is confirmed, gonna bring my superted jim jams.

Sullers, top n tail?

Rather big spoon, little spoon tbh.

Originally Posted by no fun

I got a hot chocolate and a nice piece of cake.

the bit of the house I saw was very posh. Didnt get to see the west wing, but he might allow carlo in

I don't mind sleeping in the servants quarters. Probably good bantz there.

Originally Posted by Sullingtons

Rather big spoon, little spoon tbh.

Easy tiger, I know you southern types, one shake of the hand and you want to jump into bed.

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

I don't mind sleeping in the servants quarters. Probably good bantz there.

not allowed to call it that

he refers to it as "below stairs"

Right, so it's all sorted. Fred sleepover #1 at Jaffos house on the night we win our 4th European cup. We'll sort the final details out on Saturday and post his address and stuff on here nearer the time.

Cool.

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

I don't mind sleeping in the servants quarters. Probably good bantz there.

The butler's gonna be busy, I'll be ringing that bell all night.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Easy tiger, I know you southern types, one shake of the hand and you want to jump into bed.

I f***in wish


once spent over £15 on a bird from barnet and didnt even get a smelly finger

Originally Posted by red @rmy

The butler's gonna be busy, I'll be ringing that bell all night.

:gayfight:

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

Right, so it's all sorted. Fred sleepover #1 at Jaffos house on the night we win our 4th European cup. We'll sort the final details out on Saturday and post his address and stuff on here nearer the time.

Cool.

confident his wife will be fine with it.


just one small detail - he lives f***ing miles from wembley - might need sparky to arrange a fleet of cabs

Originally Posted by no fun

confident his wife will be fine with it.


just one small detail - he lives f***ing miles from wembley - might need sparky to arrange a fleet of cabs

duckers can sort that

Originally Posted by no fun

confident his wife will be fine with it.


just one small detail - he lives f***ing miles from wembley - might need sparky to arrange a fleet of cabs

Doh!

Just clicked, arkid live one stop on the tube from Wembley, he lives near Pinner.
Woohoo.

Originally Posted by no fun

just one small detail - he lives f***ing miles from wembley - might need sparky to arrange a fleet of cabs

Knowing Londoners and their generosity of spirit and good-humour, he'll probably arrange a fleet of cabs to pick us up and drop us back there afterwards - all free of charge of course.

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

Knowing Londoners and their generosity of spirit and good-humour, he'll probably arrange a fleet of cabs to pick us up and drop us back there afterwards - all free of charge of course.

fair point - I imagine they will all dress as chimney sweeps for the day and invite us to a good old sing song in a disused tube station to rekindle the spirit of the blitz, because they were the only city which was bombed you know


c***s

Is Chas n Dave coming?

Of course Curry Night attendees are welcome chez jaffo. You might need to bunk up together though, I’m thinking Carlo and Reddles can have the sofa bed, Hark and El H in the spare room, Stoney and Ged in the study and STSM and No Fun can share Jaffo Junior’s room.

Mrs J demands quiet on Sunday mornings when The Archers is on.

Originally Posted by no fun

fair point - I imagine they will all dress as chimney sweeps for the day and invite us to a good old sing song in a disused tube station to rekindle the spirit of the blitz, because they were the only city which was bombed you know


c***s

spot on. stupid c***s. wish it had been levelled properly so they had something to moan about.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Is Chas n Dave coming?

singing this at the weller/brian may hyde park gig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Rdi0Q23Xo

Originally Posted by no fun

singing this at the weller/brian may hyde park gig



YouTube - Chas And Dave London Girls

f***in ell just listened to that, the lyrics are hilarious




some people sing about deutchy girls and girls from california
they mite be alrite for a nite alrite, but dont trust them i warn ya
i've been to the east and i've been out west and i been all the world around
but i aint seen none come anywhere near the girls from london town

(chorus)
give me a london girl everytime,
i've gotta find one i've made up my mind
give me a london girl everytime,
i want a london girl

marry a girl from london town, and you know you can trust 'em
they'll darn your socks and wash and mend, your trousers if you bust 'em
there all good cooks and they got good looks and they wont leave you a dance
i'm gonna find a london girl, if i get half a chance

Chorus

london girls are the best in the world, there aint no doubt about it
if you cant find a girl from london town, your better off doing without it
they dont create when you come home late and your crawling up the passage floor
and they wont muck about, when you've gone out with the geezer from the house nextdoor

chours

if you ever go down to london town, your legs will turn to jelly
cos the girls down there i swear are just like models off the telly
but they dont need no make up, they look good as they are
and they've always got a pound to buy a round
when its their turn at the bar

What scent does Mrs J prefer?

I was thinking a bottle of 'Lou Lou' as a thank you.

Originally Posted by no fun

f***in ell just listened to that, the lyrics are hilarious




some people sing about deutchy girls and girls from california
they mite be alrite for a nite alrite, but dont trust them i warn ya
i've been to the east and i've been out west and i been all the world around
but i aint seen none come anywhere near the girls from london town

(chorus)
give me a london girl everytime,
i've gotta find one i've made up my mind
give me a london girl everytime,
i want a london girl

marry a girl from london town, and you know you can trust 'em
they'll darn your socks and wash and mend, your trousers if you bust 'em
there all good cooks and they got good looks and they wont leave you a dance
i'm gonna find a london girl, if i get half a chance

Chorus

london girls are the best in the world, there aint no doubt about it
if you cant find a girl from london town, your better off doing without it
they dont create when you come home late and your crawling up the passage floor
and they wont muck about, when you've gone out with the geezer from the house nextdoor

chours

if you ever go down to london town, your legs will turn to jelly
cos the girls down there i swear are just like models off the telly
but they dont need no make up, they look good as they are
and they've always got a pound to buy a round
when its their turn at the bar

I f***ing wish!