Jose Press Conference 5th July 2016

First one at 11am tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/MUnitedHome/status/749979766594428928

Suit and clean shave jose is better than tracksuits and stubble. He probs wanted to get sacked!

Thanks for the heads up, Earsy. Gives me plenty of time to nip down to Co-op and buy a new box or 'bedside tissues'



Just what the doctor ordered to lift the post referendum blues*














* (a Portuguese manager who's already dramatically strengthened our squad with a Swede, an Ivorian and, by all accounts, an Armenian)

so jose, what first attracted you to your £10m a year dream job at manchester united?

Genuinely as giddy as a kid at Xmas. So want to see his face beaming

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

First one at 11am tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/MUnitedHome/stat...79766594428928

You tight @#%&! Earsy, you know Pure wanted to do this thread. 😁

Originally Posted by otbarney

You tight @#%&! Earsy, you know Pure wanted to do this thread. 😁

Couldnt steal the big mans thunder

I'll be live on fb at 11 am in the Europa suite

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

First one at 11am tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/MUnitedHome/stat...79766594428928

looking chubby. clearly eating too well.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHauYBVD...y=josemourinho

Wish I was off work. Live streams welcome

Originally Posted by Harfynn Teuport

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHauYBVD...y=josemourinho

Looks absolutely over the moon

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Looks absolutely over the moon

Saw that on ITV earlier.

Incredible - almost anonymous arrival. What a comparison with Guardiola.

Although as he stepped off the train, he looked for a split second as though he was going to let rip at whoever had the camera, then thought better of it.

Really intrigued to see what his demeanor will be tomorrow.

Thinking statesmanlike...

I wonder if Bobby will be there to present him with his shirt?

Originally Posted by Ashley's Grime

I wonder if Bobby will be there to present him with his shirt?

Meet him in the car park, walks into the conference to the strains of 'this is the one'...... Or not

Originally Posted by Nelson

Saw that on ITV earlier.

Incredible - almost anonymous arrival. What a comparison with Guardiola.

Although as he stepped off the train, he looked for a split second as though he was going to let rip at whoever had the camera, then thought better of it.

Really intrigued to see what his demeanor will be tomorrow.

Thinking statesmanlike...

It's on his Instagram so presumably it was his own phone and he waited while the other guy got off and in position

Live on sky sports news

Originally Posted by Nelson

Saw that on ITV earlier.

Incredible - almost anonymous arrival. What a comparison with Guardiola.

Although as he stepped off the train, he looked for a split second as though he was going to let rip at whoever had the camera, then thought better of it.

Really intrigued to see what his demeanor will be tomorrow.

Thinking statesmanlike...

+1

I like it, low key. None of the knicker wetting One Direction shit those try hard Bert @#%&!s stooped to in order to welcome the mercenary bald #@&%!.

Business like, no messing about. I'm here, I'm off to work, let's get shit done.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

It's on his Instagram so presumably it was his own phone and he waited while the other guy got off and in position

Ah, cheers Steve.

Love Jose but nothing's ever spontaneous with him, is it?

Originally Posted by sa7

I like it, low key. None of the knicker wetting One Direction shit those try hard Bert @#%&!s stooped to in order to welcome the mercenary bald #@&%!.

Originally Posted by sa7

Business like, no messing about. I'm here, I'm off to work, let's get shit done.

Wait until he sees how differently the press treat him now compared to when he was at Chelsea.