Quiztian Eriksen

Ask him how he'd feel if people found out what went on at their Christmas party. Then register his reaction.

Ask him if he wears a vest

Aks him if, given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, he would like a toasted teacake?

Ask him if his dad was actually called Eric

Originally Posted by marlo

what he'd do if the events of the Spurs xmas party got out?!?

Start with how long does he think Fred Talbot should get

Ask him why he thinks the old piss can didn't sign him for United when he had chance despite meulensteen suggesting we should sign him?

Do the rest of the Spurs team do impressions of Harry Kane behind his back?