Crystal Palace v Manchester United - PL 06/05/24 8pm - Official Match Thread

Tonight's ref will be wearing a camera.

Although the footage will not be broadcast live, I'm sure we'll come out of it looking like @#%&!s.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football...s/cxwv9w7g12do

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Everyone has something to say, eh? All season, we have had injuries - unfortunate injuries that couldn’t be helped - and there are people who would say these injuries must be down to me. My players are all professionals, they are all dedicated to football, and they are all at an elite level of fitness. Not only do you insult me, you insult them when this idea is put out there that they need to be pampered in training, that things are too intense for them. The media, and to an extent, some people who will say they are fans of this club, they want a toxic atmosphere. They have their own personal agendas, and that is fine, but they must not cry out in anguish when we show the mirror up to them.

Erik calling out Marlo !!

Had to happen.

No Bruno apparently

Originally Posted by Vedder

No Bruno apparently

One of our other 74 players will step in.

Bruno out. For the first time ever for us with an injury

the state of our bench ffs.

Onana, Wan-Bissaka, Casemiro, Evans, Dalot, Mainoo, Eriksen, Antony, Mount, Garnacho, Hojlund

Subs: Bayindir, Heaton, Amass, Jackson, Ogunneye, Amrabat, Collyer, Amad, Wheatley.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1787542852081156453

Martial will probably get a start before Amad.

How the £#%&! is Casemiro captain? he can't speak a word of english.

11 players injured ffs, Obviously it'll get barely mentioned when we inevitably get pumped but £#%&!ing hell that's ridiculous.

I’m for keeping Ten Haag, but his insistence on starting Antony, or indeed anyone, over Amad, is really beginning to £#%&! me off.

mount's time to shine
why has that shit@#%&! been injured the whole season btw
dont think he was injury prone at chelsea?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

How the £#%&! is Casemiro captain? he can't speak a word of english.

11 players injured ffs, Obviously it'll get barely mentioned when we inevitably get pumped but £#%&!ing hell that's ridiculous.

Been playing one game a week for months. We play a sedated brand of football, yet they just never let up. It’ll keep happening too. People eyeing up Shaw and Martinez coming back, but we’ll lose someone else instead. My money is on garnacjo

I think Jonathan evans might struggle against the palace centre forward

Originally Posted by Sparky***

How the £#%&! is Casemiro captain? he can't speak a word of english.

who should be?

Originally Posted by larry

who should be?

Greenwood

Originally Posted by larry

who should be?

Eriksen or Onana.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Eriksen or Onana.

Evans too

Casemiro, Mount and Eriksen midfield.

Fat Club, Love Island & Holby City.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Evans too

spoilt for choice

Originally Posted by larry

spoilt for choice

It would be a fitting conclusion to his meteoric rise

He’s just training with us
He’s just doing pre season with us
He’s just signing as back up
He’ll never play
He’ll just play occasionally
He’s playing because Varane is right footed
When’s Jonny Evans back?
Captain!