Tevez busted...

Breaking News: Apparently Tevez has been arrested for driving while disqualified

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...g-disqualified

Excellent mmmmwhahaha

"Welcome to Strangeways" (hopefully)

You know his money will get him off.

Originally Posted by Drexl

"Welcome to Strangeways" (hopefully)

Ha £#%&!ing ha

Jail the @#%&! for 6 months.

guideline for first time offence of dizzy driving is a community order. besides, he's too pretty for gaol.

Originally Posted by Scabs

This x a million

Originally Posted by irk

guideline for first time offence of dizzy driving is a community order. besides, he's too pretty for gaol.

Any strings you can pull, deals you can engineer, judges you can blackmail?

The forum expects...

Jug of sugar and boiling water treatment.

he's some neck driving disqualified

"At 5.13pm on Thursday 7 March police arrested a 29-year-old man from Alderley Edge on the A538 in Macclesfield on suspicion of driving while disqualified. He has since been released on police bail."


thick @#%&!. hardly unrecognisable is he?

Originally Posted by aardvark

he's some neck driving disqualified

Boom!

Tevez gets a fine and banned from driving again..

wow, im sure he will lose a lot of sleep over this

Originally Posted by wonky no

"At 5.13pm on Thursday 7 March police arrested a 29-year-old man from Alderley Edge on the A538 in Macclesfield on suspicion of driving while disqualified. He has since been released on police bail."


thick @#%&!. hardly unrecognisable is he?

Especially after that poster

Originally Posted by silv

Tevez gets a fine and banned from driving again..

wow, im sure he will lose a lot of sleep over this

You and your voice of reason...

Originally Posted by irk

guideline for first time offence of dizzy driving is a community order. besides, he's too pretty for gaol.

It's not a first time offence.

Originally Posted by andyroo

It's not a first time offence.

seriously? you want to do this? i know you're a convict, but you want to quibble with the finest legal mind in... my head?

by definition you have to have at least one previous conviction, but as far as I'm aware this is the first time he's driven while disqualified. that's what counts, rumpole.

Absent any aggravating features I'll post a picture of my arse if he goes to prison. Hell, I might even post one anyway.

burton copeland will charge him an arm and a leg, but it's one of those piss easy cases where the result is more or less certain, and you'd have to £#%&! up spectacularly to end up in nick.

if you're reading this carlos I'll do you a guilty plea and mitigation for £500 plus VAT

and I'll get you sent down you kettle necked £#%&!tard