Manchester United v Bayern Munich - CL 12/12/23 8pm - Official Match Thread

Originally Posted by est.1878

I think you could explain utds issue to an alien in one second by sending them that bench.

Can see why he keeps Varane and Hojlund on there in some games. Makes it look like we have something to bring on.

Pellistri ffs.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

You are fake news

I put my faith in Goldbridge. His stage videos swung me.

https://x.com/utdxclusive/status/1734648272277688811?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Well, that’s better than our’s, isnt it?

Originally Posted by Lok

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1734645603907559851

Change 2 players but keep the same system. That'll fix everything.

0-4 Bayern.

Amrabat after seeing the team sheet

Well Jeff having seen bayerns starting 11 you have to say that if they take this game seriously it could be a serious beating for the boys from M16

Really don't get selecting Dalot over AWB.

woodsy looking good

How willl Onana implode tonight?

I'm thinking kicking it straight at Kanes feet, keep it fresh

It’s fundamentally a dead rubber, why would you not play our best performing midfielder in Mainoo and blood him against top class opposition?

Dumb.

No Rashord or Martial in the squad is telling.

Dalot

Same team as started against Chelsea, except Varane instead of Lindelof.

That went ok.

rio just said 10h has spent nearly a billion pounds

Originally Posted by larry

rio just said 10h has spent nearly a billion pounds

He’s never been the brightest.

Bayern are sticking the knife in with that team…
Out of Europe we go.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Bayern are sticking the knife in with that team…
Out of Europe we go.

They know we don’t belong in Europa. It’s a mercy killing.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Same team as started against Chelsea, except Varane instead of Lindelof.

That went ok.

because chelsea were shit.

we are going to be thrashed here!

No doubts about it.

We are so bad they might not even try but it will look like match fixing if they purposely miss the chances we can’t help but give them.

Originally Posted by marlo

we are going to be thrashed here!

No doubts about it.

We are so bad they might not even try but it will look like match fixing if they purposely miss the chances we can’t help but give them.

That's the spirit

Probably coming down with a brain parasite here but it's suddenly dawned on me that weg and Rasmus might have worked

Originally Posted by marlo

we are going to be thrashed here!

No doubts about it.

We are so bad they might not even try but it will look like match fixing if they purposely miss the chances we can’t help but give them.

Well, that’s you covered for a United or Munich win this evening, and all in a couple of sentences.

Don’t forget to come on again at 10 o’clock to remind us you were right, whatever the score turns out to be.