What's wrong with Marcus Rashford?

Originally Posted by est.1878

completey unheard of for him to take the wrong option when better routes available

Can picture a young Rashford now, trying to walk through pedestrians on Market Street to catch his bus.

when your form is poor, the least you can do is put in some effort.

jogging about is what sets the tone. let's just leave at that.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Is marlo his ghostwriter?

He's got a new PR guru apparently.

They should maybe advise him to stop parking McLarens and Rolls Royces on double yellows and driving on pavements. The optics aren't great.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

He's got a new PR guru apparently.

They should maybe advise him to stop parking McLarens and Rolls Royces on double yellows and driving on pavements. The optics aren't great.

Would explain why he keeps parking on double yellows and driving on the pavement tbf.

I care so much, just not enough to be out of breath.

Almost guaranteed a hatrick on sunday.

Originally Posted by jem

when your form is poor, the least you can do is put in some effort.

jogging about is what sets the tone. let's just leave at that.

Perception creates reality.

If you’re playing like shit but running twice as hard then you’ll get the respect of the fans.

If you trot about shrugging like Anthony Martial on a particularly indecisive day then you’ll get slaughtered.

When things aren’t happening for you, the best response is to redouble your effort.

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Two more to the cliff which you could walk in the same time it would take for these magic buses

1 bus to the cliff from town if you don’t mind a 5/10 minute walk..oh yeah I see the problem now

What isn't wrong with him?

"If you back me, good. If you doubt me, even better",

What's he moaning about then? All this doubting should be doing him the world of good.

Would rather see The Scottish Player down the middle on Sunday

Originally Posted by shenwen

What's he moaning about then? All this doubting should be doing him the world of good.

Hopefully, this finally ignites his season

Originally Posted by Danoli

Hopefully, this finally ignites his season

it didn't even ignite the rest of the half.

Originally Posted by Danoli

Hopefully, this finally ignites his season

Judging by the evidence so far, it won’t.

Was poor minus the great hit for the goal

We needed to keep doubting him after the goal. The moment he started getting praised it was all over.

"...if you doubt me, even better"

At least he'll be in a good mood tonight.

Originally Posted by Danoli

Hopefully, this finally ignites his season

Lol wut? He was £#%&!ing disgraceful. One brilliant hit doesn't make up for the fact he did literally everything else wrong.

Needs binning off at the earliest opportunity and with minimal fanfare.

Showing what he is capable of today just makes his general performance all the more frustrating.