Antoine Greizmann

Linked in the rumour mills. Apparently wants to join a big club, and has a €80m buyout clause.

It's a no brainer for me. He's the guy we have to be getting in January or the summer.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Linked in the rumour mills. Apparently wants to join a big club, and has a €80m buyout clause.

It's a no brainer for me. He's the guy we have to be getting in January or the summer.

He's hardly at a small club is he

But agreed, he's ideal for us and what we need. Speed/penetration and a few more cliche phrases. Another along with Super Tone Martial who could create something.

Get him in when Rooney retires in 2022.

Originally Posted by dragflick

He's hardly at a small club is he

But agreed, he's ideal for us and what we need. Speed/penetration and a few more cliche phrases. Another along with Super Tone Martial who could create something.

It's genuine pace too.

he will be replacing Depay

Originally Posted by barrington avenue

he will be replacing Depay

Yep, can really see him being binned off after 12 months. No wonder your rep is glowing red.

Originally Posted by barrington avenue

he will be replacing Depay

Dick. We have 3 worthwhile attacking players, why in £#%&!s name would we replace one of them rather than add to the number

Yes please, sign him up.

Never going to happen btw

Don't know much about the lad, is he a striker? Does he score LOTS of goals?

Cos that's what we need!

Is he fast?

Never paid much attention due to the fact he bleaches his hair and have always been a bit meh about him as I thought he wasn't particularly pacey.

If anyone can confirm he is fast as £#%&! I will start saging him in the pub from now on.

Worldy

Top red as well.

Massive talent, should have paid the buyout clause at the start of the summer, he signed a new deal shortly after & it's a lot more now.

Part-ex with Rooney..

The last thing we need is a fast, goalscoring United fan.

And need I remind you of our history with French players?

Unreal pace and starting to add a lot of goals to his game now, think he's going to explode and become an Aguero or Suarez level striker tbh.

Scored a great goal against Moyes' lot the other week: https://streamable.com/qma1

Originally Posted by dunk

Part-ex with Rooney..

Yeah I bet Atléti fans are itching to see a partnership of Rooney and Fernando Torres...

Originally Posted by dunk

Part-ex with Rooney..

Originally Posted by forzagarza

Get him in when Rooney retires in 2022.

Buy this magnificent prancing £#%&!er, sharpish.

Memphis (when he sorts his shit out)/Herreroh/Greezy/Martial

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

Buy this magnificent prancing £#%&!er, sharpish.

Memphis (when he sorts his shit out)/Herreroh/Greezy/Martial

That should be our front 4 nqat. Offer Antoine's clause in January. Yes Antoine.

Originally Posted by doudou

Yeah I bet Atléti fans are itching to see a partnership of Rooney and Fernando Torres...

I like Atleti, I don't think I could have United saddle them with Rooney whilst taking their best player tbh. It would feel massively unfair.

I'd take Koke too..