Official match thread: Sunderland V Man Utd - K.O 13:30, Sunday 9th April

Originally Posted by believe

You might want to stop relying on autocorrect so much

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

Should batter these 0-3

Originally Posted by andyroo

Numbers

This troubled me... captain FFS.

Anyone other than Jose doubt Luke Shaw's talent? I might doubt his minerals, but I would hope Mourinho would manage to get that out of him. I see a decade of Sheezy on the left flank if he really wants it.

Do we need to talk about Pogba? There's not a more complete footballer in the league, if his brain clicks & another 10-15% concentration it's game over. He's honestly going to murder this league next year, I know why there are questions but they're wrong. 100% wide of the mark.

Today was a stroll & we'll cane the Belgians by the same score.

Originally Posted by Baron

Anyone other than Jose doubt Luke Shaw's talent? I might doubt his minerals, but I would hope Mourinho would manage to get that out of him. I see a decade of Sheezy on the left flank if he really wants it.

Do we need to talk about Pogba? There's not a more complete footballer in the league, if his brain clicks & another 10-15% concentration it's game over. He's honestly going to murder this league next year, I know why there are questions but they're wrong. 100% wide of the mark.

Today was a stroll & we'll cane the Belgians by the same score.

suspect mourinho knows his talent far better than anyone on here tbh

but yeah, there are defo gaps in his 'talent' that will need coaching and loads of practice - timing when to tackle, when to hold, when to drop for starters; how to defend basically. loads of work to do on his attacking (not least on how to avoid getting caught out of position cheaply) as well, and his shooting is shite whenever he finds himself in good positions ... seems he has no great amount of natural talent in any of these aspects

Originally Posted by Baron

Today was a stroll & we'll cane the Belgians by the same score.

Really do think we will win this cup

Honestly wonder what some of the haters would do then, 2 cups,european football, long unbeaten run, previously dead players revived, best away form alongside chelsea

just some freak draws at home that the haters are clutching onto

Originally Posted by Baron

Do we need to talk about Pogba? There's not a more complete footballer in the league, if his brain clicks & another 10-15% concentration it's game over. He's honestly going to murder this league next year, I know why there are questions but they're wrong. 100% wide of the mark.

his contribution to the third goal was world class. it's not fair to expect him to do that every time he gets the ball. it's more than fair to expect to him to do it more than once a month, though.

Originally Posted by saffers

Really do think we will win this cup

Honestly wonder what some of the haters would do then, 2 cups,european football, long unbeaten run, previously dead players revived, best away form alongside chelsea

just some freak draws at home that the haters are clutching onto

alternatively.... the league cup.

Originally Posted by saffers

Really do think we will win this cup

Honestly wonder what some of the haters would do then, 2 cups,european football, long unbeaten run, previously dead players revived, best away form alongside chelsea

just some freak draws at home that the haters are clutching onto

Many of these things we haven't actually got yet.

Today was mildly encouraging, yet another banana skin avoided, but it was still pretty frustrating for a lot of the time - and who was dead but looked revived? Form is still a concern for an awful lot of these players. Deliver what you're promising and I'll be very, very happy. But not before it.

Originally Posted by AnthonyMartial

For all the static football under van gala and the frustrating draws under mouton hi nothing conserves to motes.

The consecutive defeats to Everton and Newcastle at old Trafford should never be forgotten .

Trying to make it hard for Newcastle the ugly ginger inbred defeatist bastardised.



Thus is almost beyond belief.

He should be hung drawn and quarters in Sunderlands main square.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

suspect mourinho knows his talent far better than anyone on here tbh

but yeah, there are defo gaps in his 'talent' that will need coaching and loads of practice - timing when to tackle, when to hold, when to drop for starters; how to defend basically. loads of work to do on his attacking (not least on how to avoid getting caught out of position cheaply) as well, and his shooting is shite whenever he finds himself in good positions ... seems he has no great amount of natural talent in any of these aspects

So what are you saying, that he's no good? The only thing you haven't rubbished him on is his weight

timing when to tackle, when to hold, when to drop for starters

Maybe we could get Kenny Rogers in for a bit of one-to-one coaching.

3 very well taken goals.
Sunderland are the worst side I've seen in years. Dead & buried.

Originally Posted by Baron

Anyone other than Jose doubt Luke Shaw's talent? I might doubt his minerals, but I would hope Mourinho would manage to get that out of him. I see a decade of Sheezy on the left flank if he really wants it.

Do we need to talk about Pogba? There's not a more complete footballer in the league, if his brain clicks & another 10-15% concentration it's game over. He's honestly going to murder this league next year, I know why there are questions but they're wrong. 100% wide of the mark.

Today was a stroll & we'll cane the Belgians by the same score.

Someone's been down the pub

Originally Posted by TripDownMiseryLane

So what are you saying, that he's no good? The only thing you haven't rubbished him on is his weight

i haven't rubbished him any the stuff he's good at

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

3 very well taken goals.
Sunderland are the worst side I've seen in years. Dead & buried.

villa last season were easily the worst team i've seen in years.

Highlights...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRo3IwRfsbg

Originally Posted by AnthonyMartial

Not surprising considering who their manager is.

Which job do you think he can get if he is sacked from Sunderland.

Maybe

England

what's this guy's accent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2_iYEdXwt8

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Highlights...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRo3IwRfsbg

Zlatan's ball to Shaw

Originally Posted by Sparky***

what's this guy's accent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2_iYEdXwt8

Some strange Mancunian/Welsh hybrid I think.

Mess of a lad tbf.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

3 very well taken goals.
Sunderland are the worst side I've seen in years. Dead & buried.

Moyes has been saying that since day one tbf to him