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Unread 23-08-2023, 08:36 AM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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Think we’ve got a decent record at Burnley. And they’re shit. We’re not that shit. We owe Brighton one so they’ll be getting the Eddie Howes off Erik. Arsenal will probably be ugly. Crossing fingers we keep it below 3 or 4
 
Unread 23-08-2023, 08:41 AM
marlo
 
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ahh at least you guys have come back down to earth and see how shit we are.

I did tell you by October time we will be about 15 points off the top.
we are in big trouble season.
and it was obvious from the way we went abour our Summer recruitment.

we will not beat forest.
we will be beaten by 2+ goals at arsenal
we will draw with Brighton
we will draw or lose to Burnley.

maximum of 3/4 league goals scored across those fixtures

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Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
What this guy said. And that’s not the end of the world.

By then we’ll hopefully have another two signings and have the likes of Mount and Mainoo back.
yep we definately need MOUNT that has been subbed off after ineffective games back from injury
 
Unread 23-08-2023, 08:41 AM
Seamus
 
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W
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Unread 23-08-2023, 09:32 AM
armchair
 
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The doom when we lose to forest. oof
 
Unread 23-08-2023, 09:34 AM
Offerington
 
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We ain't losing to forest ffs
 
Unread 23-08-2023, 09:35 AM
Dr Stranger
 
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Originally Posted by marlo
ahh at least you guys have come back down to earth and see how shit we are.

I did tell you by October time we will be about 15 points off the top.
we are in big trouble season.
and it was obvious from the way we went abour our Summer recruitment.

we will not beat forest.
we will be beaten by 2+ goals at arsenal
we will draw with Brighton
we will draw or lose to Burnley.

maximum of 3/4 league goals scored across those fixtures



yep we definately need MOUNT that has been subbed off after ineffective games back from injury
You don’t like Mount!? You should have said something, Pal.

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Originally Posted by Offerington
We ain't losing to forest ffs
Couldn’t ask for a kinder fixture… but we said that about Wolves too and we were £#%&!ing awful.
 
Unread 23-08-2023, 09:38 AM
armchair
 
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We ain't losing to forest ffs
You are certain of that? You certain that Johnson isn't sent through and hits the target for once in his life? And this starts playing

 
Unread 23-08-2023, 09:38 AM
Offerington
 
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marlo is on a massive wum. He loved ETH not long ago. He is just wumming. That's his forte. Can't believe people haven't caught on after 15 years ffs
 
Unread 23-08-2023, 09:39 AM
Stickman
 
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The doom when we lose to forest. oof
The international break threads will be next level.

Could be like Fight Club on here.

Hope not, hope not.
 
Unread 23-08-2023, 09:41 AM
Patty_b
 
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We drop points against Forrest, then endure absolute doom for a week, then we'll win our next four of five on the bounce.
 
Unread 23-08-2023, 09:49 AM
marlo
 
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marlo is on a massive wum. He loved ETH not long ago. He is just wumming. That's his forte. Can't believe people haven't caught on after 15 years ffs
Absolute rubbish

All summer i said we’d struggle for goals and that we aren’t good at all.
Everyone was blindly optimistic when the reality was rashford and Antony is as poor as it gets in terms of attacking players.

when i said we’d finish 5th or 6th at best everyone thought i was joking now most would predict that or if not they just hope we will pick up.
Imagine after spending more than 400m the only hope lie in “things just have to get better” despite nothing to point at that will suggest this.

When i said Liverpool were much better than us , i was abused.
Ask anyone now what would the score be if we went to anfield tomorrow or even if they came to OT.

Somehow this isn’t the managers fault despite 6 of our starting line up are his players
would be 7 but malacia is embarrassing.

Onana

awb
varane
Martinez
malacia

Casimero
Mount
Bruno

Antony
Hoj
rashford

This is what he wanted to assemble. He won’t last long here. Mark my words
 
Unread 23-08-2023, 10:21 AM
DublinRedDevil
 
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arsenal and brighton will beat us comfortably. we're too easy to play through and we don't have a fit striker. if rashford plays up top again with garnacho out left we can expect more of the same; leaking goals, creating chances but can't stick any away.
 
Unread 23-08-2023, 10:23 AM
armchair
 
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Elanga last minute winner after us being 2-0 up in the first half and looking comfortable, Maguire on after 70 mins.

 
Unread 23-08-2023, 10:27 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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Swear some people are stuck in 2008 and think we are sending out peak Ronaldo, Vidic, Carrick and Rooney

No more than 4 goals in those 4 games.

We look weaker upfront than Graham Norton after he has been on the desert without water for 36 hours
 
Unread 16-09-2023, 06:52 PM
Hyman_Roth
 
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Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth
Forest - win (just)

Arse - lose (convincingly)

Brighton - lose (just)

Burnley - win

All the above based on the current squad.
Anyway, on a more positive note, I’m right so far (apart from the just and convincingly bits)
 
Unread 16-09-2023, 06:53 PM
believe
 
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Anyway, on a more positive note, I’m right so far (apart from the just and convincingly bits)
What kind of £#%&!er tries so hard to prove he’s right?!
 
Unread 16-09-2023, 06:57 PM
Hyman_Roth
 
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What kind of £#%&!er tries so hard to prove he’s right?!
Me

It was tongue in cheek pal. Good news about the chocolate oranges type shit. Do you need a lie down pal?
 
Unread 16-09-2023, 07:00 PM
Sparky***
 
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forest W
Arsenal L
Brighton D
Burnley W
Looks like I was optimistic
 
Unread 16-09-2023, 07:02 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Looks like I was optimistic
Nothing less than 4 points against Burnley will do now.
 
Unread 16-09-2023, 07:04 PM
believe
 
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Me

It was tongue in cheek pal. Good news about the chocolate oranges type shit. Do you need a lie down pal?
Errmmm…..
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